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Carnegie Mellon University has named computer science professor and Arbor Networks founder Farnam Jahanian as its new president. The researcher-turned-entrepreneur-turned-administrator takes over the permanent position after an eight-month temporary turn as president. Previously, he had led the university's academic department …

  1. disgruntled yank

    lossy compression

    At my first reading of your headline, I wondered where in the world Jahania was. Time for more coffee, I guess.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: lossy compression

      where in the world Jahania was

      Whilst you are at it, see if you can find where Melania is

      1. disgruntled yank

        Re: lossy compression

        She is a satellite of Megalomania--I think of them as a marriage made in Scrabble.

        (Yes, dammit, I do know that one can't add tiles in the middle of a word.)

  2. keithpeter Silver badge
    Coat

    adjectives...

    ...seem somewhat overdone.

    I'm sure that Dr Jahanian will make a good chief executive of a reasonably well known university.

    But really...

    Coat: mine is he one with Steven King's On Writing in the pocket.

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