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Situation Publishing and Heise Medien are launching Serverless Computing London 2018, a three day conference that will bring together together experts and practitioners in one of the tech world’s hottest new areas. This new conference, which will run from November 12 to 14 at Euston Square, London, will cut through the hype to …

  1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    Just like That ..... There IT Was, and Is.

    Here's a Serverless AI Application already Up and Running ......... Delivery and Maintenance of NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive Global Governance Tools

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: Just like That ..... There IT Was, and Is.

      And something for No 10 and the Cabinet Office and their National Security Communications Unit to deny is perfectly true and has previously made itself known to them via MOD/MI5 chunnels as recently as/as long ago as 15th Nov 2017 circa 1700hrs. ....... in a communication of 009 parts entitled A Threat or a Treat? Future Remote Virtual Reality Command and Control of Revolutionary Events. which signs off with the following .......

      I hereby Submit an Impossible to Deny Advanced Intelligence Offer and ACE CSR* to Beta SMARTR Forces with Future Sources.

      All Tools and Necessary Drivers are now Freely Virtually Available to All who would exercise Surreal Presentation of Future Perfect Product Placements …… or as near as Perfectly Possible as makes no difference.

      Or do No 10 and the Cabinet Office and National Security Communications Unit run Renegade Rogue Programs which do not support Leading MOD Secret Services and Advanced IntelAIgent Systems? When such is so, is there naturally Unnatural Virtual Competition ...... which easily can morph in Overwhelming Opposition.

      Or is the MOD not playing with civilian government any more because of the abuses they suffer in service of their dodgy dossiered and kept secret agendas?

      * Academic Centres of Excellence in Cyber Security Research

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward


    Will there be bimbos to grope?

  3. Lysenko

    Nice try, but...

    ... you can't score more than a 7.5 on the CHB (Consultancy Hype Bandwagon) scale if you don't mention "blockchain".

    May I suggest "Serverless Blockchain DevOps" (SBD) for your next PowerPoint fuelled extravaganza? A graphic, hardcore buzzword floor show like that would probably give some PHBs I know near forgotten stirrings in the nether regions.

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