It has to be be where the ancient Egyptians stored the grain. I heard it from a US politician, so it must be true!
Giza geezers' muon-geyser visor reveals Great Pyramid's hidden void surpriser
Scientists have uncovered a hidden void in the largest pyramid in Giza, Egypt, using muons – a particle typically produced by cosmic rays, according to new research published today. The Great Pyramid, also known as Khufu’s Pyramid, standing over 146 meters (481 feet) tall, was built during the reign of Pharaoh Khufu from 2509 …
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Friday 3rd November 2017 16:09 GMT Tikimon
We should have anticipated this...
Only today a forgotten fragment of an old papyrus revealed the answer. It's the private Love Shack the Pharaoh was to use in the afterlife. Breaking with known traditions, its decoration makes extensive use of red pigments and long-haired animal skins (shag carpet being four millennia away). There's a small cold-box for beer and light snacks. The walls are covered with provocative erotic artwork, and lined with lavishly painted chests that hold the divine sex toys. There used to be a highly-polished reflective panel on the ceiling, but its frame deteriorated and it fell long ago.
Seduction pads haven't changed much in 4000 years.
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Thursday 2nd November 2017 22:54 GMT John Brown (no body)
Re: What this guy says
I read the first sentence at that link and thought "oh, that's interesting" because there has been recent archaeological discoveries in Egypt and elsewhere using exactly that technique. Then I carried on reading the next few sentences before promptly hitting the big X.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 09:15 GMT PNGuinn
Drill a small hole ...
"Apart from the size of the space, little is known about the void. To explore this further, the team are thinking about drilling a very small hole – measuring a few centimetres across – so that a tiny robot can fly inside to reveal the hidden details of the cavity."
May have been worthwhile yesterday. The truth's out now.
Them grave robberz move fast. Especially the onez who read elReg'
>> You'll need Elf 'n safety gear to drill a hole ....
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Friday 3rd November 2017 16:16 GMT Tikimon
Re: What this guy says
"The major disappointment is that there are no comments."
I've noticed that cranks and crazies and rabid ideologues often don't allow comments. They really don't want to hear anything that contradicts their utter BS.
I've also noticed that many sane folks often don't allow comments. They really don't want to deal with the cranks and crazies and rabid ideologues who chime in with utter BS.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 18:38 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: What this guy says
> "I've noticed that cranks and crazies and rabid ideologues often don't allow comments. They really don't want to hear anything that contradicts their utter BS."
I believe most cranks have no problem hearing things that contradict their world view, and often host such material on their own sites. Countering and 'debunking' those things is what defines them online, after all.
It's just that they don't care for other people debunking them, certainly not on their own site! Throws a spanner into the 'crank case,' as it were.
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Thursday 2nd November 2017 22:10 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Isn't this an old movie plot?
This plot writes itself, starting with an enraged army of radioactive mummies pouring from a newly opened breach in the Great Pyramid. Millions running for shelter with the last of the toilet paper and canned goods. The military forms a defensive ring around the power plant, as usual. Civilization hangs in the balance.
Mummies are finally defeated via Gregorian chants played at high volume. Dead mummies come in surprisingly handy during ensuing toilet paper crisis.
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Thursday 2nd November 2017 22:44 GMT Commswonk
Do things the hard way...
To explore this further, the team are thinking about drilling a very small hole – measuring a few centimetres across – so that a tiny robot can fly inside to reveal the hidden details of the cavity.
Not sure that I would describe a hole a few centimetres across as "very small"; apart from that would a drain camera not be a better way of conducting an internal examination? Endoscopy on an archeological scale...
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Friday 3rd November 2017 09:21 GMT PNGuinn
Re: Do things the hard way...
"Yeah, miniature flying robots seems to be a technological step too far, especially since they need to invent them first."
Please sir .... The Senior Service appear to have a new prototype drone flying boat they're trialling. HMS Darlington.
>> The only wetness available. We need a tot 'O rum icon.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 12:53 GMT Holtsmark
Re: Do things the hard way...
Nope, you just need to know where to buy one.
http://www.proxdynamics.com/home
Using on-board low power illumination and the night vision camera, it us much easier to fully explore a large void as the one detected, than it is to use an endoscope.
Having seen one in action, I must say that this is a serious piece of equipment, not comparable to a $20 toy from China.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 16:23 GMT Tikimon
Re: Do things the hard way...
Flying bots sound lovely, but don't forget you're asking your transmitter to penetrate around 100 feet of near-solid rock to reach the drone. That's a tough order, not to mention sending your camera feed back to the pilot. You could go autonomous, but that's asking for disaster when so little is known about what might be in there.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 13:35 GMT CrazyOldCatMan
I reckon they'll find a giant statue of Hat, the Vulture-Headed God of Unexpected Guests.
Aha! The identity of the Secret Senior[1] Editor at El Reg is finally uncovered..
[1] Very. Considering that the pyramid has been in place for ~6500 years.. Still - the SSE would have had time to get up a good head of Bile..
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Friday 3rd November 2017 09:41 GMT JimmyPage
Occam here
it's a mistake from the construction phase.
Anyone who has vaguely read up about Egyptology will know that they had to build a few pyramids before they perfected the art (so much for "space aliens" doing it for us).
Incidentally, satellite imagery archaeology has shown the sites of loads of "lost cities". One lesser known fact (well I didn't know it until the BBC docu) is that over the thousands of years Egypt has been populated, the course of the Nile and it's tributaries has changed many times. So there are cities waiting to be found (although one Pharaoh did actually move a city block by block).
Archaeologists are able to trace where these rivers ran by the style and dates of excavated pottery.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 10:03 GMT Pat Harkin
It's where they got the stone for Stonehenge
I reckon the druids were doing a sacrifice one day when a bloke knocked of the temple door and said "We've been working in this area building a mausoleum and Chalkie's only gone and over-ordered the sacred stone and we don't want to have to float it all the way back to the warehouse. We could knock you up a nice little henge for cost. What do you say?"
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Friday 3rd November 2017 10:22 GMT Destroy All Monsters
I don't get this muon thing
Muons streak through our planet close to the speed of light.
Very unlikely. These are not neutrinos.s
Muons have charge so should be slowed rapidly then be pulled into atomic shells where they decay.
Electrons for example are not known for streaking through our planet close to the speed of light or very deeply for that matter.
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Friday 3rd November 2017 10:52 GMT Sergiu Panaite
Really?
These scientist types don't seem to watch enough movies.
"To explore this further, the team are thinking about drilling a very small hole – measuring a few centimetres across – so that a tiny robot can fly inside to reveal the hidden details of the cavity."
...when they'll discover a no-longer-hidden army of nanobots / unknown deadly disease (or, why not, both) which will wipe out humanity.
We've had enough of listening to experts I tell you...
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Friday 3rd November 2017 13:45 GMT Teslahed
So yes, this did just get shared on social media for the sake of the headline.
In other news; 3cm flying robots would be pretty tricky to get doing much useful. Off the shelf flying drones that can carry useful payloads are currently down to about 8.5 cm's tip to tip and that could be reduced a bit with folding propellers. Give it 5 to 10 years and that will change. Doing it today I'd go with a snakelike robot tethered to the outside word for remote power and control and keep it simple if it was me. Even though I do love mini flying drones.
https://www.gearbest.com/brush-fpv-racer/pp_612727.html (example off the shelf micro drone that could carry payload).
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Saturday 4th November 2017 15:08 GMT Solo Owl
Drone shmrone
Two or three surgeons and their usual technician assistants can do this laparoscopically, thru an aperture only a few millimeters wide. The purveyors of the Da Vinci operating room equipment might be happy to modify their equipment to suit the task, in exchange for the free publicity. If in fact a miniature helicopter is needed, it can be assembled, and its batteries replaced as needeed, in situ, by the surgeons, working remotely.
C'mon now, El Reg comments are for high-techies.