Phisherfolk dangle bait at dot-fish domain

Netcraft 'net watchers have cast a fly over the lake of generic TLDs, and turned up the first .fish domain dedicated to – wait for it – phishing. The net-trawling service has previously landed sites on both the .fish and .fishing gTLDs, but parser.fish has earned the distinction of being the first baited with in-plaice …

[GrapeBunch]

All of my reactions were unprintable - except the sardinic one.

Mine's the one with the net lining to hold important documents.

[Tim Seventh]

Whale, that's a lobster of malicious content gone from the sea. Hopefully we will see the net being more sea-krill from the terrible fishing.

[Anonymous Coward]

Clearly this is click bait but I fell for it hook line and sinker. I'm surprised there isn't a picture with the article but I'm guessing a snapper wasn't available.

Minnow these are bad but why be koi?

[davenewman]

ISIRTA

Still a way to go to match the I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again fish puns sketch.

[Version 1.0]

Drop all

Another TLD joins the list.

[Captain Scarlet]

it cod be

Stop this now, I keep having to re-read thinking something doesn't look right to realise its yet another pun.

[Alister]

The sheer scale of the puns in this article leave me floundering.

[Robert Helpmann??]

Don't be crabby; it's always fun to pun. Besides, I can't think of a better use for "plaice".

[Alistair]

This article

Was clearly written on a crabber off the Grand Banks based out of newfie.

And being 1) a Canuck 2) a dad (three boys) and 3) about to BBQ some tuna, I have to approve.

[MondoMan]

Isn't this supposed to be a UK-based carrion dump?

Surely, someone must have been gutted...

[H.Winter]

in-plaice

Not sure if "in-plaice" is a typo or another fish pun.