Rip of off H.P.Lovecraft (the color [American sp] out of space) but titled Saliva...
Oh well, at least he got an obit.
No tongues; I don't want to swap salvia with you!
Nor is glossolalia acceptable."
So why was this rejected? No name, no statement other than "The thought police didn't like it" (by inference. Well I have no clue. But I am a regular (if only occasional commentator here) and as such am committed to the general weal of the community.
So if the courageous little shit who had no desire nor ability to do other than press the "CENSORED" stamp would care to explain him or herself or itself then I shall listen. Might even make sense, in which case I may agree. Otherwise could I suggest that he, she, or it (and if I have missed anyone other than the shit out I do apologise) considers a career in OGPU, NKVD, the Spanish Inquisition (which no-one expects) or the Vatican (excluding all honest workers in all of these organisations).
If not - then as a Polish Jew said in Katyn -
"Kish Mein Touchess"
and if you are too ashamed to talk publically then you can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
"Tak wrote the world, according to the dwarfs, but unlike most gods he does not require that the dwarfs think of him, merely that they do think."