
It was the norks defacing bing for the glorious benefits of the leader or someone at microsoft dicking about.
Some of the dozens of users of Bing today spotted a lewd sand carving semi-hidden in the Microsoft search engine's front page splash photo. This looks perfectly innocent ... until you click to, er, enlarge The snap, an overhead shot of an idyllic beach, sits behind the search bar on Bing.com. The crude anatomical artwork was …
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Concur. Seems to me that these days people are looking for something .... ANYTHING ... to be offended by. A couple days ago I had a lady call the cops on me because my ram was mounting ewes. This wasn't in a field next to a nursery school, mind (not that I'd care), but rather it was in a pasture that can't be seen from any piece of public property except from a trail across the valley. And then you have to use binoculars. Fortunately the investigating officer thought it was funny, which didn't endear him to the lady who was waiting at my gate for his arrival. Personally, I found it kind of sad in the old meaning of the word. The lady drove off in a huff when I offered her some lamb chops, which the cop found even funnier ...
I was tempted to ask if she was jealous, or if she wanted in on the action, but prudence ruled. After she left, I asked the cop what he would have done had I gone that route. He said he'd have had to call for backup ... backup pants & boots, after pissing himself laughing. Turns out he's a country boy, grew up on a ranch just outside Modesto ...
I agree, shortly after that dreadful Tsunami in Japan a few years back, I heard a report of someone complaining to the proprietor of a local surf shop that pictures of waves and surfing displayed in the shop window were insensitive and could they be removed?!.
There's nowt wrong with a Friday sand knob gag.
I think that beach is Zlatni Rat, or "Golden Horn", in Croatia.
The photos make it look incredible but it's actually pretty tiny and not sandy. It's only really good in comparison with the rubbish stony beaches on most of that coast.
At some point in the past it was supposed to be naturist on one side and "textile" on the other, but by the time I visited the naturists had been moved to a tiny cove further along the coast; fashions change, I guess.
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@ChrisBedford
"top marks for this frivolous mis-use of a futile imagination :D :D :D"
Unless I've missed a point you were making (in which case I'll get my coat) this was not from @DagD's imagination but from the end of the Austin Powers movie.
The only reason I remember is that it was on TV the other day.
Saying "We have nothing to say" is quite a different statement from merely... saying nothing.
Saying nothing means you haven't noticed, or don't care enough about the person asking to acknowledge them. Saying "nothing" means the opposite.
In a previous existence I worked at a place that was occasionally beset by press and / or protesters. We were explicitly told to say nothing, not even a "No Comment" as that would likely then be reported as "A company spokesperson said that they had 'No Comment' ".
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One of your dicks tried to dicktate a letter to a microdoft dick about a dick your dick had seen on their dicks artwork. Microsoft's dick didn't dickscuss this but now the Microsoft dick has given their dick a good rubbing so your dick can't dicktect it any more.
Or was that just dicking about?
I'm changing my name to Dick