
so....
Beer battered carp can come pre boozed up?
Though it does result in a shameful 0.06% abv which would take some doing to get that to a meaningfully level for human consumption.
Pint because it's made me thirsty now.
Scientists have discovered how goldfish and their wild ilk survive months of winter in frozen-over lakes of oxygen-free water. The answer is alcohol – the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. There aren't many vertebrates that can survive without oxygen. However, goldfish, and their wild relatives, the crucian …
"blood alcohol concentrations in crucian carp can reach more than 50 mg per 100 milliliters, which is above the drink drive limit in these countries," said Dr Michael Berenbrink"
Well it's a good job fish don't drive then isn't it. Thanks for the wonderful nugget of information Dr Berenbrink.
"For those of you reading this after a boozy night on the town be warned – putting your goldfish in the freezer and then sucking it isn't going to get you more drunk, so don’t try it."
But it won't remember, if you do try?
Oh that's right, I forgot goldfish do have more than a 3 second memory. I have the memory of a goldfish. What was the question? Where's my coat?