Jesus walks away after 7,000lb pipe van incident Jesus has miraculously survived a great weight from the heavens that should have crushed him to death, according to Florida TV. 36-year-old Jesus Armando Escobar was driving down the American Interstate 4 motorway on Saturday when a scrap metal truck driver lost control on an overpass above the motorway. The scrap metal truck …
Not really. You see what the article is referring to is just a pipe. A SEGMENT of a pipe would be any pipe formed by two planes intersecting a pipe which are not perpendicular to the axis of the pipe; where one or more of the planes ARE perpendicular to the axis, these form the special cases of a "pipe wedge" in the case of one plane only, and a "shortened pipe" in the case of both planes.
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I used to work for an American company that had an office in Mexico City. This involved a regular exchange of e-mails between me in the UK and the Mexican guys.
It took me a fair amount of time to get over the psychological 'hump' of starting e-mails with 'Hi, Jesus' and 'Hello Angel' etc.
Naming your kid Jesus is not cool, think of going through school being called Jesus and the constant "Jesus" jokes as an adult.
Around here, it seems that roughly every fifth Hispanic male is named 'Jesus' (and some have 'Maria' in the mix; south Germans tend to have that, too) and every sixth Irish male and some Hispanic ones are 'Francis Xavier'. I even know a Jesus Maria Francis Xavier Suarez, though I admit that I did ask him what he did to get his mom mad with him. If you tried to rag on the assorted Jesui in school you'd undoubtedly have a close encounter with a lot of angry Hispanics. Bad idea. As for Jesus jokes at work... that's creating a hostile work environment, son, and I'm pretty sure who'd be laughing as you exit the premises with your stuff in a cardboard box.
And 'Jesus' is far from the worst possible name. I went to school with one boy who was named 'Armour of God'. Everyone called him 'Armie'. I swear I'm not making this up.
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Not even Mary Magdalene?
Depends on how seriously you take "Jesus Christ, Superstar". Way back when the then il Papa just about had a cow at the thought of carpenter-boy Josh banging some Asian chick. Which was one of the major reasons why I went to see the movie when it came out. Boy was the local preacher-boy pissed when he found out; he sentenced me to umpty-ump 'Hail Mary's. I told him to get stuffed. Haven't set foot inside a house of indoctrination since, other than at weddings and funerals.
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,,now surviving this, now these are worthy of divine intervention being the reason they survived!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/11/between-these-lorries-is-a-car-the-woman-inside-survived-4982877/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2704093/Crash-victims-miraculously-survive-thumbs-car-crushed-flat-lorrys-shipping-container-load.html
I had the pleasure of being behind a lorry carrying a container full of scrap on the A14 when it started losing bits of it. Driving down the road to see various bits of metal including what to be a car bonnet tumbling through the air and barely missing your windscreen by a few cm is not very funny.
I had to overtake it at 90mph+ with a "lead foot" praying that nothing else flies out of the top of the skip during the 15 or so seconds to do so and then call the cops to pull him over and secure the road (sharp metal through your tires is almost as pleasant as sharp metal through the windscreen).
That's not good! Unfortunately I've also seen insecure loads on fast roads more times than I'd like (i.e. >0) The worst I saw was the side panel of a lorry carrying scaffolding tubes that popped open under the Gs on entering a roundabout. The person in the next lane was not amused, nor was I - I have quite sensitive hearing.
> The worst I saw was the side panel of a lorry carrying scaffolding tubes that popped open
A friend's son was following a couple of lorries on a motorway when the first suffered a suspension collapse and the leaf springs fell out onto the road. The lorry in front of him ran over one and flipped it up: it went through the windscreen end-on and then through his eye socket, taking the side of his head off.
Somehow, he brought the car to a stop without crashing. His girlfriend, who was in the passenger seat, was unhurt. (As unhurt as seeing a scene from a horror movie play out in front of you can be.)
After three months in a coma and ten months in hospital he got to go home with 'life changing injuries' (as the media now like to say) i.e. blind and deaf on one side, severe brain damage and unable to do anything for himself. He was only mid-twenties.
There is no upside to this story. The police did track down the lorry and driver but because it had passed its most recent MoT they couldn't prosecute.
What can I say? Make the most of what you have when you have it.
From (not recent) past experience driving on the A14 requires courage above and beyond the norm at the best of times, at least on the section between the M1/M6 and the M11.
I did something similar to what you did on the A6024 from Holme Moss downhill to the A628 (Woodhead) to warn an HGV that his load of (empty?) oil drums was shifting rather alarmingly.
Not an experience I am anxious to repeat...
So, apart from playing on the guy's first name, where's the angle that makes this worthy of anything other than a footnote in the local news?
Oh yeah, his name's Jesus. And he had a miraculous escape from an accident. Hahaha. By the way, that's a pretty common first name in Spanish-speaking countries. And if you're going to laugh at his name, how about laughing at all the people called Christopher?
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Trump hasn't even managed to beat Obama's numbers (yet another disgraceful failure and a fuck-over of his voter base), so it's pretty unlikely.
I was one day going downhill to work, when I stumbled upon a big rock on the road. Stopped to remove it, noticed a big mark of resinous bark on the road. Shrugged and then continued down on this zig-zag road, just to arrive just below where I'd stopped previously.
A big (by our standard) 15 m long tree for a good 3 tons, was lying across the road, blocking it, and I was the second to arrive so it must had been happening minutes ago.
End of the day, I arrived back with my chainsaw 20 mins later to saw it and noticed it had been chopped by a chainsaw, not fallen from the wind. I also noticed a guy almost hiding behind the dozen cars already piled up in a small van, looking from afar.
The guy was loading wood on a truck 100 meters above the mountain, when he lost one tree, during busy time for the road, and I can tell he had already crapped himself when he came to see if anyone was injured ! He finally took the chainsaw from me, explaining: "let me do it, it's mine after all".
If it had fallen at the moment I was driving down, even my Toyota would have been crushed like an ant under a sledgehammer. Myself included.
Jesus is Neo from the Matrix, and the Matrix is practically a mix between guns, cyberpunk, Philip K. Dick, multiculturalism, AI and Trinity. Thus, we technically have an approximation of a mix betwen Jesus/Trinity/AI and cyber-multiculturalism, with added transsubstantiation, and possibly intersectionality. We thus arrive at the conclusion that Jesus is, in fact, technical (disregarding the fourth element of the trinity and replacing it by the missing dimension: time!), but also woke, but without gun control.
But definitely technical.
He is "Jesus" after all. How else can the story contnue, if he was crushed. Even the earlier iteration 2000 years ago came back from the dead to transform the world and creat the religious wars ! I'm sure Trump is scheming something similar, to punish Mexico for this outrageous transgression on his territory.
Yeah about that,
Self-loathing Murricans butthurt that Mexico lost its territory:
Will Mexico Get Half of Its Territory Back?
Mexico is now a victim ripe for reparations.
Hey, maybe the UK can get some pieces back, too?
I always though that WWII transformed Japan into crazy self-punishing animeland, but apparently this can be bettered.
When I landed a job in Orlando I made sure to select a home so that my commute avoided that death trap. I tell visitors that all four Mad Max films were made on it, and if they can pick hotels that do not require travel on I-4 to their favored destinations (Disney or my office) then they should do so.
I-4 outside of Orlando and construction zones isn't terrible, but the city grew up so rapidly after the 1970s (thanks, Mr. Mouse) that it engulfed I-4 and turned a "limited access" interstate into a winding, frequently-accessed thoroughfare integral to Orlando commuting. High speed traffic from outside the city crashes into slow-merging traffic from numerous on-ramps complicated by ongoing construction, so there's typically about one traffic death per week in the Orlando stretch of I-4.
You can tell when there's a bad wreck on I-4 because the early morning meetings are only half-populated.
"Where is everyone?"
"Wreck on I-4."
"Ah."
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