Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars NASA has not enslaved a colony of children on Mars nor is it using them for vile orgies on the Red Planet nor feasting on them to harvest their precious bone marrow, officials have told The Register. We had our doubts, too. Asking the US space agency's spokespeople to confirm or deny the existence of a murderous conspiracy in …
To assume you harvest alien sex slave's organs. You just periodically drain them of their bodily fluids at said orgies.
Really, where did this Robert David Steele guy get his education? OK boys, he clearly needs a refresher course (or three) of The Probe. Got enough lube in the ship's hold?
Really, where did this Robert David Steele guy get his education?
More interesting question is wtf did this guy do @ CIA and how many more lunatics are left there. Frankly, I am no longer surprised at its tendency to sponsor lunatics. Fruitcakes sponsoring fruitcakes.
"There is even a Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_David_Steele"
Wow! Cinsidering this guys life and education, either he's off the cliff bat shit crazy or there's something much deeper going on here. I'm going with the former as the more plausible :-)
HE
'Is Robert Anton Wilson still alive?'
Sadly, he's gone...
It might be time for the Illuminati Trilogy to have a forth instalment, a la the HHGTTG
alas, Robert Shea is also gone.
Even though I've got copies on my Nook, I now feel a need to dig out my 41 year old paperback copies of the Trilogy..
AHD
That's what they want you to think.
The Bavarian Illuminati have got him locked up and are trying to extract from him the secret occult message hidden in Il nome della rosa. He keeps telling them it's a spoof but they say "of course you would say that".
Anon for obv. reasons.
Seeing as though I'm unable to top the sheer f*cking craziness of the article I'm going to go with another theory.
Trump supporter interviews CIA person to show he's a complete f*cking crackpot to discredit the CIA due to a certain investigation about Russia.
That's some deep tin foil hat shit right there but it could actually be true which is f*cking scary.
Ogilvy knows best with regards to Mars.
"LSD-laced sleep deprivation studies" ... which my eyes read as
LSD-laced sheep deprivation studies. which I think makes much more sense.
Seriously, we elected an idiot and people are acting surprised when this sort of crap surfaces? I have completely given up reading any on-line news source in the US,.
And we know he is ex-CIA ...because he says so?
Used to be folks who claimed to be Napolean were put in sanitarium. Now they get press Headlines like "Napolean interviewed; says he lost Waterloo because Jewish yetis were wearing his socks. Chief Rabbi puts out press release. Says Yetis don't currently wear socks"
Please rewrite article; crazed delusional lonely 70yo with no verifiable credentials believes he's ex-CIA; manages to provoke national response from of NASA ?
And we know he is ex-CIA ...because he says so?
Used to be when people claimed to be Napolean we put them in a sanitarium. Now they get press Headlines like "Napolean interviewed; says he lost Waterloo because Jewish yetis were wearing his socks. Chief Rabbi puts out press release. Says Yetis don't currently wear socks"
Please rewrite article; crazed delusional long 70yo believes he's ex-CIA; manages to provoke personal national response from of NASA ?
If gorillas are apes, and humans are apes, then it follows that our common ancestor was also an ape.
And actually he did say, in The Descent of Man;
"If the anthropomorphous apes be admitted to form a natural sub-group, then as man agrees with them.....we may infer that some ancient member of the anthropomorphous (ape) sub-group gave birth to man."
Nope, "crazy as a shithouse rat" doesn't cut it. It's totally inadequate to describe the situation.
Gotta be "Crazy as a shithouse rat in a lunatic asylum. On the Napoleon ward. Which is infested by squirrels. And bats. After somebody put LSD in the water supply. And Donald Trump came to visit."
FTFY
Where do I sign up for a trip? Please?
Space travel seems like a nice adventure. Having an orgy at the destination only makes it more juicy and attractive.
Oh, and never again ask to deny a good conspiracy theory. Feeding the trolls is best left to the little green men on Mars. And, yes, they are green. It is the advantageous low-contrast combination since all good conspiracy believers are red-green colorblind too. That is also why they forget to eat their greens and turn red all the time when you ask them a question.
Smells like a well-funded astro-paedo honeytrap to me.
Stage 2: Advertise cheap rocket flights to Mars using voiceover copy taken from Ray Bradbury's Martian Chronicles and footage from Expanse.
Stage 3: "Please step through this Mars Rocket hatchway".
Stage 4: Release the tiger.
Heh,
ever read 2000AD?
Remember Chump-dumping?
I must also query this part of your post
'Feeding the trolls is best left to the little green men on Mars. '
surely you meant to write
Feeding the trolls to the little green men on Mars is best..
(not that I know anything about the existence or otherwise of Martian LGM you understand...just remember, Human flesh is porky meat...)
Turns out Alex only got a one day pass that anyone who publishes can get. Heck, they even give them to high school students!
So much for Jones being "a pal of President Trump." Nice try tho. ;-/
BR, you do realize those links have NO video backing up the thesis that Trump is best buds with Jones, right? Oh, there was an unlinked quote from Trump telling Jones ""Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down." It sounds like typical political boilerplate given to a supporter, which only the desperate could stretch that enough to put Trump in bed with Jones.
So far, no video. And no clear statement from Trump that he "listens to" Jones whatsoever. Sigh. Sure wish the haters were a little more on the ball, this is getting boring.
Nah! He must've been on duty when the FBI showed up with a bag of what they claimed was pure cocaine, liberated from Manuel Noriega's private quarters, and probably his private stash. So he took it and in the process of testing it, snorted the entire bag.
Good ol' cornmeal, it was, and he's never been the same since.
It's not often that people show serious signs of mental derangement from snorting cornmeal, but here we have our example.
The classic response to this is that surely the fact they have now denied it means that it's true or they wouldn't have bothered denying it.
Though to be fair I'm not sure there is enough tin or aluminium on the planet for the size of hat this nut job needs.
Just when I thought the world couldn't get any crazier.
The classic response to this is that surely the fact they have now denied it means that it's true or they wouldn't have bothered denying it.
Just when I thought the world couldn't get any crazier.
Careful there. To quote great DA:
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Djesus Khrist on a byke! I knew our south neighbours where kinda weird, but lately they are reaching new heights!
BTW, we (some 8 family and friends) were planning some R&R in Maine ( a classic for Montreal folks).
My wife is Ukrainian, my friend is Iranian, his wife is Tunisian. So much fun with the "new rules"
Just canceled the hole thing. Had so much fun telling that to the resort manager in Old Orchard.
Will stay here and enjoy the 150th instead.
Nope. The 150th is more than July 1st. Many special celebration all year.
And for the Montreal 375th also.
(we were in Ottawa on th 1st btw)
The vacation plan was for the next 2 weeks, so instead of 1 week in Old Orchard, we are heading to NS !
Dont know yet for the other week. Will se as we go.
Peace!
It's that there are millions of Americans who listen to Trump who listens to these sort of people. The sheer fact that there are so many people that think this stuff is OK. That Mars has a colony, the moon landings didn't happen (both??), that evolution, global warming, vaccination etc are all real conspiracies, with plenty of others for the idle weekend's contemplation (Sharia law at KFC on Snopes at the moment). It's nuttier than a bag full of nuts - but there are people who really think this stuff is true. And support trump!
I say that because he's had 2-3 hour long chats with some really interesting people such as Louis Theroux, Brian Cox and Neil deGrasse Tyson etc. (YouTube links)
But the one Joe Rogan podcast I refuse to listen to/watch is the one with Alex Jones because that guy is an absolute fucking nutjob, his perception on the world is completely whack, plus I just can't stand his voice.
think nuttier than squirrel crap
Clearly you have a misunderstanding of the diets of the average squirrel. Nuts are good for protein and fat but they aren't perfect. I mean if we consider all squirrels equally the diets of glaucomys, marmotini, and sciurus vary considerably.
Offhand, I'd suggest a bit of rodentblock and some applesauce to add a bit of sweetness for the more picky eaters. Of course it gets tricky depending on how you intend to prepare one.
Whatever you choose, bon appetit!
What worries me is we have absolutely no credible proof this colony does not exit. A lame statement from a NASA Spokesperson. Saying exactly what you'd expect him to say. And maybe even an honest statement, not everyone within NASA would know the full details..........
"What worries me is we have absolutely no credible proof this colony does not exit. "
Ha Ha, fantastic ! I got 9 down votes from (presumably) people who thought I was serious. And you reckon ex-CIA operatives are gullible !
Incidentally, here in Oz, we have our own "A.Jones", radio presenter, ours is Alan not Alex but otherwise, good match.
'Ha Ha, fantastic ! I got 9 down votes from (presumably) people who thought I was serious. '
Yes, 'tis a serious business for some you understand...I swear you could hear the whoosh! noise increase in volume with every downvote..but, as that was funny in it's own right, why stop the fun?
Incidentally, here in Oz,
Ah, maybe they don't appreciate the subtleties of antipodean humour...
So, whenever any of us expecting rationality in the world are amazed that [insert your favorite name here] got elected, got promoted, got rich, received some kind of support or accolade that makes no sense, proposed or passed some idiotic legislation, or just plain seems to operate on a form of logic that makes the famous Pentium bug look 100% fit for purpose, all we must do is remember this article. People are absolutely crazy and are the broken gears that drive a mad, mad world. If someone that is completely batshit (beyond even the normal standards) can rise to a prominent government post, causing who even knows how much harm in the course of their career, then have a public channel with countless listeners to further confuse hearts and minds, what hope do any of us have? It really makes a person just want to find an island and withdraw from society.
If you look at the dark side of the Moon, you can see the new CIA detention camp, next to the camps of NK, China, Russia, 5eyes and all other leading repressive regimes.
At least in the course of building these things they eradicated the Nazis:
I think we should send Alex Jones to Mars, to check out these disturbing allegations.
I totally agree but the capsule must be devoid of any life support, should also be open to the elements and sent in the opposite direction of Mars. Just to be sure, to be sure, to be sure.
Alex Jones must take comfort in the fact that if any 2nd Amendment chappies put a lead projectile between his eyes that said projectile is certain to miss his brain by a good 6 feet. That's 13.0634 Linguine, 0.1984 double-decker bus or 0.0832 Brontosaurus (just wanted to cover all the distance bases)
Why waste any resources on any sort of capsule? I though NASA were working on some sort of railgun for launching satellites, I think he would make a great candidate for the first test launch. We should just make sure his tinfoil hat is made nice and pointy for reduced drag.
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April 1 20xx
UN Plaza, New York City
Princess Dejah Thoris, the head of the Martian Permanent Embassy to the United Nations, today told reporters at a press conference, that the Federative Government of Mars was renouncing its exclusive claim to Phobos, a claim it has vigorously upheld for the past three billion years.
"We were misled by our reliance upon the claims made by Dr. Iosif Samuilovich Shklovsky in 1958" she said. "We greatly regret any inconvenience."
Hang on a minute - given that these poor children were snatched and sent on a 20-year trip (probably a bit longer for some, as surely you'd want to wait until you had a full rocket) to have their organs harvested etc, doesn't this infer that there's already somebody there to do the harvesting? Who are they? What have they been doing there these last 20+ years - sitting around setting up the harvesting devices?
And then what happens to the harvested organs/blood/whatever?? Wouldn't it therefore be a 20-year trip back again?
And clearly this wouldn't be a once-off, because it would seem like a lot of effort just to harvest the organs of a single rocket-load. Think of the inefficiencies! Then there should be a stream of rockets going back & forth.
And of course, there's always the WHY, FFS????
According to the Daily Mail, there is an offshoot of this colony right here in the UK (giving link to RT because the Daily Mail Shutterstock pics are kinda disturbing, and possibly illegal in the UK)
Actually Sad!
And we know he is ex-CIA ...because he says so?
Used to be when people claimed to be Napolean we put them in a sanitarium. Now they get press Headlines like "Napolean interviewed; says he lost Waterloo because Jewish yetis were wearing his socks. Chief Rabbi puts out press release. Says Yetis don't currently wear socks"
Please rewrite article; crazed delusional long 70yo believes he's ex-CIA; manages to provoke personal national response from of NASA ?
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