
Stop stirring El Reg.
You know as well as I do that's the bog standard helicopter he was using, not the leathery luxury one he's accustomed too.
Here is the short video that IBM didn’t want the world see: it shows CEO, president and chairman Ginni Rometty mounting a Big Blue chopper following a trip to the Hursley R&D labs in the UK. Youtube Video El Reg first reported last month the company overlord had boldly ignored the £75 travel restriction earlier imposed on …
"Outmoded concepts such as "gender" may no longer apply to them."
Oh my various Gods. I think you may be on to spmething here. What if they are pod people, sent here to take over the planet? We need a tinfoil icon.
She was lucky. That ground looks rather soft and muddy.
Ok, it was much earlier in the year, but when I was courting and we visited the Marquis of Tavistock's humble estate I took a wrong turn, found myself on the IN roadlet instead of the OUT and tried to do a wide U turn on the grass. I got to less than 10 feet from the road and stuck fast up to the wheel rims in clay. Only then did I notice that I had been one of many ...
They had to get an ancient retainer and an even more ancient tractor to pull me out.
Happy days.
Would have been funny to watch the fun if they had had to search for an ancient retainer in shiny blue armour to carry her to the chopper, only to find that he'd been cost cropped the week before.
That guy in the high viz jacket was brave. (Why wasn't it a high viz dayglo BLUE jacket??)
He looked awfully near those blades. That egg wish only needed to move a little way forward and tip slightly and it could have been messy.
"That'll teach him to be improperly dressed. And it'll save the cost of another redundancy."
"Hey - we could dispose of him and the roll of carpet at the same time to save more dosh. It'll be a bit damp - couldn't possibly use it again after all."
@joseph haig
That's how Ginni cost-justified the helicopter. If they use the lawn as a landing pad enough times, the grass will get killed and you can lay off that expensive gardener! KA-CHING!!
(I hear the distant sound of my personal helicopter with its luxurious leather appointments and am off to my Crans-Montana mountain chalet with its private ski lift.)
> the S class is a notoriously poor off roader
Don't be so sure.
Still, the whole scene is rather pathetic: S-class, carpet, chopper, and bloke with umbrella for the five metres from the car to the bird. This is not America in the 50s. We now have a word for it: douchebaggery.
Besides, it would have been excusable for the company owner to do that, not for the CEO who at the end of the day is just another employee.
It's not a 1/4 mile if you know your way around - but then you might miss out on the New Carpet and the Working Toilets.
Whaaaaat??? Working toilets??? Obviously the company keeps wasting the shareholders' money in unneeded (and probably undeserved) luxuries for the employees.
Look at those beautiful bushes all around the field... they look like they could do with some natural nitrogen and urea rich nutrients.
'If IBM already owns the asset, then using it would be cheapest option.'
They do not, if you Google the registration it's being chartered from Starspeed aviation. Plus that may not be true even if they owned the helicopter, a train ticket from London would still be cheaper and she could have worked on the way to and from the visit.
'Also suggesting that a CEO should limit his/her schedule by the same measures simply because it might make other employees feel better, is lefty nonsense.'
Possibly lefty nonsense, but it depends if you're trying to engender a sense of loyalty in your employees or just see them as easily replaceable serfs.
But it's ok that the CEO misses her revenue target for 20 quarters and gets huge bonuses while firing workers on a whim? (Of course remembering that she trashed the bonuses for employees as well).
Or imposes severe travel restrictions on the workers who are serving the customers (who already paid for the service) while travelling in the lap of luxury?
Or telling people to uproot their families and move across countries to relocate while she stays where she is?
Yeah, just lefty nonsense.
The best managers I have seen actually make meaningful sacrifices themselves. Funny how Ginny doesn't make my list of "best managers".
Care to point at *any* meaningful sacrifice made by her?
> the slightest idea what it costs per hour to fly a helicopter,
That one, £600 - £1200, depending on various factors. That is just the operating cost, not counting amortisation and so.
I don't know how much is the train to London, but you can ride the Transiberian for less than that.
All that I can see from this video, is that IBM were making a concerted effort to be more friendly to the environment. By allowing this old bird to keep her road miles low, before reaching (super)market.
Don't forget Hursley is part of the USA arm of IBM. So in IBM's eyes, she was still on American soil.
"So in IBM's eyes, she was still on American soil."
Well, you know. "Special relationship" and all that ...
I'm rather sad about my experience with the entity currently known as IBM.
I've had two relatives and several friends who have worked for the Goliath. The relatives back in the late 60's and early 70's (when I were a lad) and the most notably my adopted in-laws (a rather long story) in the 80's and 90's.
From tales I've listened to, it was a fabulous place to work back in the 70's, so long as you didn't mind the uniform or the socio-religious expectations. The fact that you could jump into anything you were interested in (if you were in the white plains location) so long as you could contribute good things made it something comparable to some of the modern day startups. At the end of the 70's and the early 80's it was a giant well oiled, precise machine that got enormous things done.
Sadly I don't think the mentalities that made *either* of those environments or situations *can* exist in current, modern day business.
I got to watch Gini speak. I don't think that she's an evil creature, and I'm very certain she's not ill equipped in the cognitive process department. Sadly, I seriously doubt that publicly traded commercial businesses will any longer be run with the perspective of doing it right, doing something truly new or making the "team" work. Only the VC's will allow someone to reach out over the edge to do that, and sadly, they sure as hell aren't going to let the entity that does that run for more than 5 or 6 years before they turn that investment into an IPO so that they can get their payday.
Since *everything* is about the *payday* -- > VCs to IPO and C suite exit stock prices, there will be little attention to the details that make something work spectacularly well and last for more than say 12 or 16 quarters. Gini is doing the job she was hired for, with the mandate that the board gave her. Individual employees have no value to the stock price, and that effectively tells you where this company goes from here.
Since *everything* is about the *payday* -- > VCs to IPO and C suite exit stock prices, there will be little attention to the details that make something work spectacularly well and last for more than say 12 or 16 quarters. Gini is doing the job she was hired for, with the mandate that the board gave her. Individual employees have no value to the stock price, and that effectively tells you where this company goes from here.
And this goes a long way towards explaining why the US has the President we do right now.
It's all about living for the moment...
Do people REALLY think that CEOs, C-level people and Board Members travel economy/coach?
At the top there are a LOT of jealously-guarded perks, and the use of chauffeur-driven cars, helicopters and corporate jets are amongst these perks. Different industry but remember the near-bankrupt US auto makers in 2010 heading to Washington to ask for Government money - they went by corporate jet.
Is it right? No, it isn't, but it is a rare CEO or Board Member who will share the pain in fiscally-pressured times. Perhaps they should, but it is unlikely to ever happen.
There is a chauffer-driven car on permanent standby outside the IBM South Bank office all day just in case David Stokes needs to nip down the road for something. But this is understandable because London has so few public transport options and a terrible shortage of taxis.
For reference, here is how the Dutch royals often travel to official events.
http://www.jongerenwebsite.net/reserve/dafverzamelaar/u4/daf%20bus/daf%20sb%20220%20koninklijke%20bus%201.jpg
Of course, a lowly king probably shouldn't be compared to the CEO of IBM.
Stephan
Do people REALLY think that CEOs, C-level people and Board Members travel economy/coach?
No. That's not the point.
At the top there are a LOT of jealously-guarded perks, and the use of chauffeur-driven cars, helicopters and corporate jets are amongst these perks. Different industry but remember the near-bankrupt US auto makers in 2010 heading to Washington to ask for Government money - they went by corporate jet.
Thanks for stating the blatantly obvious.
Is it right? No, it isn't, but it is a rare CEO or Board Member who will share the pain in fiscally-pressured times. Perhaps they should, but it is unlikely to ever happen.
If you can say that it is unlikely for a human being to do what should be done, and not understand why that fact should cause outrage, you are beyond numb.
It's a lot easier to turn with the main rotor than against it; going the 'wrong way' puts more strain on the tail rotor transmission, uses more fuel and can make a LOT more noise - though that's not so much an issue with the Fenestron tailed cabs - while going with the main rotor lets torque do the work at a slight loss of lift, hence the way they get slightly lower as they turn.
It also allowed the pilot to make sure he was clear of the nearby trees and anyone who might wander a bit too close - you can never be too careful when your life depends on a million tiny mechanical bits and pieces suspended from an 'ignorant drainpipe' and getting too close to the local triffids can be a quick way to convert a fast and reliable means of transport into a very expensive bonfire, and the number of people who do not understand "keep clear of the moving blades" is rather depressing... (Yes, I know the pilot would have seen where the trees were when he landed but it never hurts to check!)
...but why did the helicopter take off and perform an almost 270' degree left turn when he could have just turned 90 degrees right and still headed off in the same direction?
They had a tank of urine on board to dump on the crowd of employees, the sweeping turn dispersed it better.
El Reg first reported last month the company overlord had boldly ignored the £75 travel restriction earlier imposed on staff that forced them to seek executive level approval on any customer site visits costing more.
Um, as the Chief Executive, can't she approve her own travel?
Reminds me of when automotive execs flew to D.C. on private jets to beg congress for money. If I recall, they had the good sense to carpool in a hybrid car for their next visit.
Couldn't she have arrived in one of those "lorrys" UK folks are always going on about? That's some kind of blimp, right?
PhilipN asked "Did the pilot choose to save fuel by starting up only when the passengers were on board?"
Probably not fuel saving - self-loading cargo has the unhealthy tendency to ignore the warning signs saying "Do not walk into the rapidly whirling planks of death" and make rather a mess.
It may also have been a way to cut down the chance of loose articles of clothing or bits of paperwork - or wigs - getting blown into something vital...
I suppose if IBM actually went back to making things and software that people wanted. Then they might be able to make some dosh and be able to afford more than 75 quid for travel without having to go groveling to the black nights of accounting.
in my day, IBM used to make everything from desktops, to thin clients to operating systems to silicon and hard disks.
Now they make......ur..Mainframes and super computers (huge market for that)
and um, er . oh yeah they make governments annoyed when they sell them huge mainframe systems that don't work, like the ATO