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Here's a tip, just use cash, and leave a tip
Also, I was bored and I completed my treatment of the big banner advert that has been sending me secret signals all the past week or so... I give you now:
Infosys 7 Mainframe Migration Challenges, featuring Kate and Simon:
1) Gosh, Kate smells really good today, what is she wearing?
2) Kate has awesome hair, she really does smell nice, don't let on!
3) I think Kate knows I like her, I mean really really like her. Be cool.
4) I'm starting to sweat with Kate right next to me. How can I apply more deodorant during my break?
5) Ask her to lunch! No, she won't go. Just ask her already!
6) Pretend to be more interested in the terminal than Kate, or her blouse, or her hair, oh no, I just saw her shoes... this is going to be a long day.
7) Why do people still use mainframes, and why does Kate bother working here?