Reminds me of a Soviet joke
A butcher put a sign in his window: "MEAT TODAY!"
Quickly, a line forms. After 2 hours, the butcher comes out and says. "Comrades, there is meat, but not as much as we thought. Will all the Jews leave the line."
There is grumbling, but a number of people leave the line.
Another 3 hours go by and the butcher comes out again and says. "Comrades, there is meat, but not as much as we thought. Will all those who are not members of the Party leave the line."
There is more grumbling, but a number of people leave the line.
Another 2 1/2 hours go by and the butcher comes out again and says. "Comrades, there is meat, but not as much as we thought. Will all those who are not veterans of the Great Patriotic War leave the line."
There is more grumbling, but a number of people leave the line.
After another hour, the butcher comes out again and says. "Comrades, there is no meat."
There is a lot more grumbling. Someone is heard to remark, "Those Jews! They get the best of everything!"
Mine's the fur with the astrakhan collar...
P.S. In case you're tempted, don't get too upset — I'm Jewish...