1. Can it generate a Register tabloid style headline?
2. Can it generate a suggestive caption with an innuendo level of 11 on a scale of 1 to 10
I suspect not. So move along ;)
Microsoft has invested big in its Cognitive Services for programmable artificial intelligence, along with a Bot Framework for using them via a conversational user interface. How easy is it to get started? Cognitive Services, the AI piece, was announced at the company’s Build developer conference in April 2015. The initial …
The real first question is "Why?" This was done around 1980.
"but I bet it can chat undetected in the comments and forums of many a publication, "
If input = Windows, output = Windows10IsWorstThingever
If Input = Windows + Server, output = LinuxAnswerToEverythingIncludingWorldFamineAndWar
If Input = Linux, output = (Year)isYearOfDesktopLinuxAgain
If Input= IoT, output = shit.
That should cover most of it the basics.
Next script will be Android and Apple.
Pray tell, Evil Auditor, who be and/or what are these clones and wannabe alien phormations of which you speak? Do they have an historical or hysterical presence? We know of neither of them here in Glorious Command of Global Operating Device ControlLed Head Quarters.
When questions at hand are to be classified TS/SCI, is one’s need to know an alarming obsession and dangerous passion where the secure maintenance of blissful second and third party ignorance of live actions in the fields of programs and projects and pogroms with NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActive IT Weaponry is naturally rewarded to XSSXXXX, and with both a Sublime and Supreme Stealth for the Covering of Deliveries of Advanced IntelAIgent Systems of Virulent Virus Free Virtual Operation to Exotic Elite Erotic Executive Administrations with Impunity and Immunity Guaranteed, and therefore are audited sidetracks and spied upon communications a necessary evil, to keep one relatively/absolutely safe and almost/perfectly free from warrantless harm.
Virtual Space, the New Frontier to Exploit and Expand with the Renegade Rogue and 0Day Market Day Trader …… and aint that the gospel and GOD’s honest truth whenever Global Operating Devices Reign and Rule AIRoosts with SCADA Command and Control Systems.
And all of that renders the likes of Trident a dinosaur relic and wholly redundant as an effective defense system of mass destruction. However, as a money pit black hole which identifies a terrified and terrorising enemy source, does it play second fiddle to none with brains to match their own.
"You can imagine eyes lighting up at the thought of replacing call center staff with a few lines of code. Now it is simple to run up a prototype showing why, most of the time, this is probably not a good idea.
Actually, it's the marketdroids eyes I can imagine lighting up. A few carefully managed demonstrations to some PHBs and....kerching!!!!!
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What is PFY?
Why do bosses disappear frequently?
How far is it from "Command Central" to the nearest pub?
Why are the windows so fragile?
How does a cattle prod work?
Why hasn't the BOFH been arrested?
Inquiring minds want to know!
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