With Due Respect to Eric Idle...
Itanium: I'm not dead.
Scrap Collector: What?
Pundits: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] There's your nine pence.
Itanium: I'm not dead!
Scrap Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Pundits: Yes he is.
Itanium: I'm not.
Scrap Collector: He isn't.
Pundits: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Itanium: I'm getting better.
Pundits: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Scrap Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Itanium: I don't want to go on the cart.
Pundits: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Scrap Collector: I can't take him.
Itanium: I feel fine.
Pundits: Oh, do me a favor.
Scrap Collector: I can't.
Pundits: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.