My aunt, the spy
I would be content with the silly mutterings of these devices, if it were not for the fact they are merely gateways to let marketing people "discover what humans like so we can bombard them with adverts for things we sell that we just know they'll love. did I tell you we sell things?" Fucking annoying. I've used The Queen (Siri) twice. It should be able to do anything. Not just a handful of crap I can do with my free hand.
No, I am not a monkey, but I do love the way they fling crap with their hands. Say, could we just replace the Alexa/Cortuna/Siri gateway with a sign-language usin', dirty-talkin', rhesus macaque? I would rent that guy for a weekend or two!
I will call him Rhesus Peaceus! and feed him little peanut butter candies, and we'll be the bestest of pals! I just KNOW IT!!1!