Re: Welcome to the New World
"Try calling <snip> just about any "service" these days."
No thanks, it always seems to go like this:
"Thank you for calling Megacorp,your call is important to us. Please press the appropriate number for the service you wish to use:"(switches to different voice)
"plerk berk srng dorf klep"
"Singe nerf terk twang blerk"
"Smerk nerb burble cleff nor"
"Perkle twik smok torb blin"
"Aper nerk tohn jurblly mergle plot"
"...."
(switches back to original voice after pause)
"You have not selected any number listed. We will now hang up."
"Fuck you for calling Megacorp."
I've had this exact same experience calling several different company's help lines.
I'm sure it's deliberate.