Have you heard this one?
Three guys with sewn-together overcoats walk into CES 2017...
How to find the perps: whoever releases a triple-screen laptop next is it!
Seriously, don't bring your good gear to the conventions. Just keep it in the hotel room.
Also, what is anyone going to do with that rig? I mean, COME ON! Do you need that much screen real estate? You only need two 4K screens to hack into The Matrix, I guess you could use the free one for porn.