back to article Flaws fixed in SAP's police and military software

Three of the 31 patches pushed out by SAP on Tuesday tackle flaws in the ERP giant’s technology for Defense Forces & Public Security. In particular, SAP's Defense Forces & Public Security and SAP Mobile Defense & Security components are susceptible to a missing authorisation check vulnerability. “This issue potentially allows …

  1. Anonymous Blowhard

    SAP: The software to end all wars?

    President: We need to declare war on [someone]!

    Secretary of Defense: [clickety-click]... Computer says "no".

    1. kain preacher

      Re: SAP: The software to end all wars?

      President: Your fired

    2. NoneSuch Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: SAP: The software to end all wars?

      Because the government hates being spied upon.

      (No irony there, at all.)

  2. MrDamage

    Each time I see a headline about SAP flaws fixed

    I expect the article to be about SAP being uninstalled, and the idiot who implemented it was defenestrated.

  3. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Joke

    Surely know the SAP marketing slogan?

    "Resistance is futile."

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