Cabinet bare of Apple Watch

Apple Watches have reportedly been banned from UK Cabinet meetings as a result of spying fears. PM Theresa May top ministers have been prohibited from taking Apple Watches into meetings amid concerns that Russian spies might use the devices as a bugging devices, The Telegraph reports. Smartphones have already been banned from …

[Anonymous Coward]

Samsung watches used to be allowed, before all Samsung products were recently reclassified as incendiary devices.

[Harry the Bastard]

awooga! awooga!

fanboy alert

[Admiral Grace Hopper]

Pob

Gove's endorsement is the end to any desire that I might have had to sport an Apple Watch. It's like Steve Coogan killing the Ford Probe with his Gareth Cheeseman character.

[Captain Scarlet]

Re: Pob

Gove talking ends any desire for me to listen

[NoneSuch]

Snowden's lawyers began putting their phones into a refrigerator clued me in on electronic devices.

[Martin Summers]

Nah they were just amateur magicians. Have you never heard of ringing in a cooler?