When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges We are indebted to "Lourdes" for this tweet. Omfg I'm at Home Depot and someone put pornhub on this refrigerator pic.twitter.com/BJgIOORZqC — Lourdes (@gossipgriII) September 29, 2016 The internet of fridges, huh! Head over to the comments to make your caption suggestion. ® President Lisa Simpson face palm
JudeKay:
Considering some of the 'new account' rants in certain threads, I'm guessing you folks have a) a new 'fan' and b) a fairly long list of new 'accounts' out there......
But then getting the feeble-minded irritated and doing stupid stuff means you might be hitting the right buttons.
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But if they blocked PornHub some First Amendment advocate might threaten a Second Amendment solution and they would probably be backed by Net Neutrality advocates as well.
Or perhaps this is simply an example of what happens when America hands over control of the Internet :-)
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well, it should know the right temperature to keep cucumbers and carrots.
Also it should be able to warn when you're running out of condoms. You do keep your condoms in the fridge don't you? Makes them fit tighter and gives a rougher experience.
What you really need is to link the fridge to Adultwork. That way you could synch booking an escort with the fridge automatically placing an order for the champagne
a fridge which could display a live view of the contents of the salad drawer so that the user could tell if their lettuce was fresh without opening the door or even using a web browser at their office. You see, when you asked me for a feed from a webb cam ... well, naturally...
that is brilliant... I'm guessing the webpage is supposed to be some online retailers homepage/shopping page to order things to fill the fridge with and someone has managed to hack the fridge to point it elsewhere...
wonder if the hack was done from the internet or someone on the shops internal network.
hmm... can see it'd be REALLY easy to do if you had access to the DNS server the fridge is using, think this'll get hammered in as an IOT is crap security again though?
This finally explains IoT in a way that puts it in perspective by providing entertainment whilst preparing the post-pub neckfiller.
Somewhere, I suspect that Lester would be pleased about this development.
*ok.. I'm not actually re-canting. The stuff is still a security nightmare.
What is your best guess as to the total market-size of hard-core long-term¹ users? Remind me, what problem is this product suppose to solve²?
¹AKA people that use it for more than a week.
²Mine-is-bigger-than-yours arguments. The new owner can claim "mine is so large that it has its own internet connection."
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