back to article Here's how to see Tim Cook or SatNad strut their starkers stuff

Ever wanted to see Apple CEO Tim Cook shaking his naked tush, or Satya Nadella bare a lot more flesh than he does at Microsoft conferences? Your wait is over, thanks to a nasty application of facial recognition software. has a new feature on its live cam sex site that allows people weirdoes to upload pics of …

  1. WolfFan

    looks more like

    Bill Gates than Tim Cook.

    1. J. R. Hartley

      Re: looks more like

      Tim Cock

  2. Nolveys

    Wha...that's the real Bill Gates, I'm sure of it...and that's Steve Ballmer. What are they doing with that...


    Oh my God.

  3. Anonymous South African Coward Bronze badge


    what has been seen, cannot be unseen...

  4. Harry the Bastard

    would liven up the apple keynote presentation

    not that this article will improve el reg's chances of being at the next one

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That's an impressively clever use of the technology. Creepy and all that, but still - colour me impressed by the inventiveness.

  6. joeW

    Narcissistic Onanism

    I'm going to upload a pic of myself.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Narcissistic Onanism

      @joeW : you are a braver man than I. Then again, in my case it can't be worse than a mirror.

      1. joeW

        Re: Narcissistic Onanism

        Tried it at the weekend. Third match was the fucking head off me, I was a bit freaked out.

  7. Identity


    If there's a new technology, you can be sure that sooner (rather than later) it will be put to use in the porn industry.

    1. Crazy Operations Guy

      Re: Whatever

      Most technologies are invented -by- the porn industry...

  8. Teiwaz

    Good Grief...

    The fall of civilisation cannot come soon enough.

    A second dark age might even come as a relief.

  9. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

    -- Admiral Josh Painter, USN (fict.)

  10. D@v3

    better than the alternative

    you upload a photo and they graft it onto someone else's body.

    been stalking someone a little too long, never fear, FantasyCams.Sex are hear to relieve you.....

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