Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells

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[Anonymous Coward]

Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells

'Microsoft has vowed to “solve the problem of cancer” within a decade by using ground-breaking computer science to crack the code of diseased cells so they can be reprogrammed back to a healthy state.' link

[jake]

Re: Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells

Given Microsoft's track record when it comes to programming, all I can say is "Physician, heal thyself".

[allthecoolshortnamesweretaken]

Re: vows

To paraphrase Edmund Blackadder, this is going to be as successful as putting vows of fidelity in the French marriage service... maybe theg should set their sights at something else, like coding a database system you can actually work with.