back to article Holy friggin' Dell! $67bn EMC mega-gobble to complete on Sept 7

Dell and EMC will officially merge next Wednesday – September 7 – after getting approval from Chinese monopoly officials. The combined tech monster will have 140,000 staffers worldwide, and will be called Dell Technologies with Michael Dell as CEO and chairman. A little final financial chicanery is needed because Dell is a …

  1. Nate Amsden


    what does DVMT stand for ? Dell something something technologies..

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: so,


      Dell's Many Varied Technologies?

      Doing Massive Volume Transactions?

      Data Volumes, Many Terabytes?

      1. GrapeBunch

        Re: so,

        Dell Virtual Machine Technologies ?

        Is it possible that VMware could just make us a PC operating system. You know, a proper operating system. And we could forget this Windows-Inquisition?

    2. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re: so,

      It's to track EMC's stake in VMware after the EMC ticker is suspended, Dell being a privately owned biz an' all.


    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: so,

      Deep Vein Thrombosis - what will happen to most of R&D in EMC. The stellar examples of what happened to Forece10 and other prior Mike's shopping sprees are self-explanatory.

      Just what the M stands for is unclear.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

        Re: so,


        Deep Vein Thrombosis

        I was thinking along the same line and needed to cover the M...

        Deep Vein (Mega) Thrombosis

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: so,

      Dell's Vagina Makes Tacos.

  2. Anonymous Coward


    Now we're on the highway to Dell?

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    something like Denali VM(ware) Tracking, I'd guess

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