Privatised police and "justice"
Justice costs too much and we don't have the police to implement it anyway.
Instead of calling the police when you are robbed and getting an incident number so you can claim on your insurance, you call shadyambulancechasers.co.uk who send round contract forensics, check fingerprints etc. against police records then sue the alleged perpatrator.
All costs of the investigation and trial included in the court costs.
Probably better to settle out of court; anyway you won't get a criminal record.
Think of it as a tax scheme to move money from criminals to lawyers (hang on.....).
Of course if you are poor you may not be able to afford a good defence lawyer so innocent or guilty you are screwed anyway.
If you are very poor you probably don't care anyway because what can they take from you?
Perhaps they could resurrect the old "Fire Insurance" arrangement where you subscribe to a private police force who look after your property and interests? Loads of PPI lawyers coming free soon.
Look out for "Neighbourhood Watch" signs being replaced by "Neighbouhood Police" signs.