back to article Hacked? Call White House

President Obama has published a directive aimed at establishing a clear chain of command for reporting cyber attacks. The Presidential Policy Directive for incident reports lays out the process for private companies to report a hacker attack to the federal government. This, the White House hopes, will not only give businesses …

  1. Dadmin
    FAIL

    Cut out the middlemen

    And just go to the source of ALL YOUR DATA ARE BELONG TO NSA.

    The fact that those three-letter idiots can't also identify who is hacking who, and just let anyone who cares know about it, speaks volumes.

    1) Collect all data

    2) ???

    3) Tell people you are a worthwhile use of technology and other resources while at the same time doing NOTHING OF VALUE

    4) Lock up anyone who tries to point this out to the public

    Thanks. I think I know how to keep my tech-shit safe from assholes, assholes.

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