back to article TalkTalk: 9,000 broadband customers did the walk walk last quarter

UK ISP TalkTalk has confirmed 9,000 customers abandoned its broadband services in the first three months of fiscal '17 ended June – and that overall group sales were pretty much flat on the prior year period. The provider did not release the exact turnover for the period - that comes at the half way point of the year - but it …

  1. My-Handle

    20%

    So... let me get this straight. One single person is awarded, as a salary, 20% of the entire profit margin of a national company?! That this person also apparently knows so little about the security of the service their company provides is really just a follow-up back-hander to that initial slap in the face.

    How about TalkTalk cut her salary down to something even vaguely sensible (say 500k) and re-invest the other 2 M in their IT and security infrastructure?

    1. Baldy50

      Re: 20%

      Must think she's running a bank! Truly creative fuck you customer business model.

  2. Matthew Banwell

    Faulty Router, Compulsory New Contract

    I was a bit miffed recently when my father-in-law's TT-supplied router died, but TalkTalk refused to issue a replacement until he renewed his contract for another 18 months. This seemed very unfair to me, but guess that was how they prevented him doing the "walk walk"—for now at least.

    1. adam payne

      Re: Faulty Router, Compulsory New Contract

      @ Matthew Banwell

      Very dodgy that. If the router was supplied by the ISP it is their responsibility.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Faulty Router, Compulsory New Contract

      I think that says as much about your FiL as about TalkTalk. If that had happened to me (assuming I'd been a TT customer) it would have accelerated the walk walk.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Faulty Router, Compulsory New Contract

      Go to Trading Standards and whatever they call their Citizen support mechanism this week and discuss unfair contract conditions. TalkTalk will run a mile when they realise they'll end up with another hit there because they're already not in their good books.

      That being said, if they press you for a renewal, surely this is the time to exit (again, with help of the above if they try something)? They cannot charge you for a service you cannot use as THEIR kit is broken - you would be entitled to block payment, and I'd like to see them take you to court for that one, so I'd see this as a golden opportunity to dump the idiots and go somewhere where they have a vague idea what service looks like, like one of the independents.

      Oh, and numbers are by law portable, so they can't try that one either..

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Faulty Router, Compulsory New Contract

        "They cannot charge you for a service you cannot use as THEIR kit is broken"

        I'd not be surprised to find the router is a "welcome gift" so they have no responsibility for repair or replace, especially if it's out of any warranty period so his FiL would have to buy one or get another "free" one with a contract renewal.

    4. Alan Brown Silver badge

      Re: Faulty Router, Compulsory New Contract

      " but TalkTalk refused to issue a replacement until he renewed his contract for another 18 months."

      So you did that instead of tootling down to PeeCee Whirled?

      And now you're complaining about it?

  3. djstardust

    Chuggers

    Is it me or does anyone else find their "street chuggers" overly agressive?

    They jump out in front of you and just won't take no for an answer. Aberdeen City Council have allocated community wardens to keep an eye on them due to reports from the public.

    Surely the service should sell on it's merits .... having idiots straight off the dole queue forcing it on general members of the public ain't going to help one bit.

    1. adam payne

      Re: Chuggers

      @djstardust

      I've been stopped by a guy trying to sell Talk Talk broadband.

      I laughed in the guys face and told him that any company that gets hacked three times in a year shouldn't be touched with someone else's bargepole. He seemed a bit surprised when I said that.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Chuggers

        "He seemed a bit surprised when I said that."

        Probably the only ones they can successfully recruit have no idea to start with and then get put through an induction that tells them how wonderful the company is. Take it as an opportunity to explain at considerable length, and clearly audible to passers by just how dreadful the company really is. Ensure that the name TalkTalk is mentioned at sufficiently regular intervals so the passers by are in no doubt who you're talking about.

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Chuggers

        "I laughed in the guys face and told him that any company that gets hacked three times in a year shouldn't be touched with someone else's bargepole. He seemed a bit surprised when I said that."

        I was in the exact same situation not long after the last hack, The guy just gave a wry grin and shrugged. Obviously it was just a job and he knew that at least some of the people he stopped were "no hopers" in terms of a sale.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Chuggers

      Not really. I spend a lot of effort cultivating my tough image. One look and they know not to approach.

      On the odd occasion they do, one beat of my brow is enough to see them backing away. "Sorry to bother you. Sir. So sorry".

    3. Chris King

      Re: Chuggers

      Is it me or does anyone else find their "street chuggers" overly agressive?

      Oh hell, yes ! (Cardiff)

      They won't take no for an answer, assume you're with one of the "big four" and assume that you only want to change ISP because you want a cheaper service.

      Sometimes, I enjoy watching their brains dribble out of their ears when I try to explain that I've got a TalkTalk Wholesale line at home. (AAISP Home::1) and it's so much better than the crap they're trying to foist on me.

    4. SkippyBing

      Re: Chuggers

      'Is it me or does anyone else find their "street chuggers" overly agressive?'

      No, but then not meeting them is one of the many benefits of online shopping.

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Chuggers

      They jump out in front of you and just won't take no for an answer.

      Easy. Call the police and report harassment. Even if they don't come (unless they happen to be patrolling the area I don't think they will), the idiot in front of you will know he/she is on borrowed time because repeat reports WILL draw the police.

    6. Alan Brown Silver badge

      Re: Chuggers

      > Is it me or does anyone else find their "street chuggers" overly agressive?

      I've found in such cases, yelling "NO FUCK OFF AND STOP BOTHERING PEOPLE!" as loudly as you can will often get a round of applause from passers-by

      Particularly when it's street evangelists accosting people.

    7. Loud Speaker

      Re: Chuggers

      Surely the service should sell on it's merits

      Unfortunately, a lack of merits inevitably leads to a lack of sales. Only idiots from the dole queue are foolish enough to try it on with the average Joe, let alone and Aberdonian.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I walk walk'ed

    I did it when my contract expired. Went to SSE[1]. They handled it all and I didn't even have to speak to anyone at TT. TT still haven't sent a final invoice and they terminated my email and on-line account so I can't get it that way. I'm tempted to complain to the regulator about that as a final 'put the boot in'.

    [1] Because their offer included a free upgrade to fibre.

    PS: Ignore SSE's coverage website and ring-up - the line tester thingy only works for BT lines but the website doesn't actually explain this. D'oh.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I walk walk'ed

      "TT still haven't sent a final invoice and they terminated my email and on-line account so I can't get it that way. I'm tempted to complain to the regulator about that as a final 'put the boot in'."

      I'd recommend you do put the boot in before they set debt collectors on you for payment of an invoice you never received.

      Attack is the best form of defence when dealing with this lot. Don't forget this:

      TalkTalk and Tiscali UK fined £3 million for breaching consumer rules

      1. Chris King

        Re: I walk walk'ed

        I'd recommend you do put the boot in before they set debt collectors on you for payment of an invoice you never received.

        That advice applies to ANY ISP, telco or mobile phone service.

        Make damn sure they've agreed that you don't owe them any more money, and get that in writing. Preferably in triplicate. In blood.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I walk walk'ed

      I'm tempted to complain to the regulator about that as a final 'put the boot in'.

      Search the Communcations Services Ombudsman. Check to make sure that your complaint fits their acceptance criteria, then lodge your complaint. You'll at best get a few quid of compensation, but so long as they accept your complaint is within their terms of reference, TalkTalk will be hit with a case fee of about £450.

      Usual grounds for acceptance is the failure of the company to resolve the complaint eight weeks after you first tell the company about the problem, or if there's a dispute that has reached a dead-end, in which case you can either wait until the eight week deadline, or demand a "deadlock" letter.

  5. nkuk

    I was one of them and went to a higher priced competitor rather than stay with Talk Talk. I would have left sooner if my contract would have made it financially sensible to.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      i also walk walked, but am still getting a monthly bill. Shame i cancelled the DD the day they chose not to explain themselves.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        i also walk walked, but am still getting a monthly bill. Shame i cancelled the DD the day they chose not to explain themselves.

        They can still screw you over that way. Notify them by recorded letter that they are in error, and simultaneously file a formal complaint with Trading Standards so there's at least a record of you having terminated it or they can take you to court over unpaid bills.

  6. eJ2095

    But

    When we are bored at lunchtime we go and wind them up the chuggers its fun.

    I like the question do you watch online films... and i go well does xhamster count.... and pornhub.com....

    They go quite then, so i wonder off

    1. mrbawsaq

      Re: But

      Maybe you should watch less porn and read more books to improve your command of the English language.

  7. Hollerithevo

    I went, and yet...

    I went smoothly and happily to Zen Internet, but my old tiscali email (aka talktalk) still keep coming in. As I can't log onto my TT account, of course, I can't do anything about it, so that's a great email to give to sites who insist on my email so they can spam me. Very handy. Thanks, Dido!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I came, I saw, I buggered off

    Make that 9,001

    The straw that broke the camel's back was the abysmal offer of "Free Upgrades" that were anything but upgrades and which turned out to have monumental strings attached.

    * WankWank health check - er... no thanks

    * WankWank mobile at attractive rate - sorry but that means I have to use WankWank and the rate is anything but attractive

    * WankWank phone service to include Anytime Calls upgrade for free and no new contract required.. Great! - Until you actually tried to get it then it's "Oh no Sir, not on your package. Yes, we SAID you wouldn't have to take out a new contract but we had our fingers crossed see, so what we promised doesn't count and you'll have to take out a new contract.

    Well, fuck you very much, WankWank.

    That all came after a round of FTP problems to the web space I had. I was repeatedly told by WankWank there was nothing they could do for my "email problem" as it was a "legacy account"(Screaming.net) - Strangely, I eventually DID get that resolved but only after finding someone with a similar problem in one of WankWank's online forums and pointing the customer service droid at the post.

    To rub even more salt into the wound, I got a call from the WankWank's Customer Disservice people a few months later, asking if my "Email Problem" had been fully resolved.

    Wankers.

  9. Cynical Observer
    Thumb Up

    ..... That's Nice

    Has the author been watching Mrs Brown's Boys Headpones Recommended - Not suitable for open plan/shared offices

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ..... That's Nice

      One can only hope not, MBB is about as funny as a terminal illness diagnosis.

  10. Infernoz Bronze badge
    Flame

    Waiting for a FTTP availability @ home and end of TT contract

    I don't see much point jumping ISP while BT Openreach only offers me crap twisted pair wires for FTTC, which cap speed via variable LCR attenuation and crosstalk, so significantly worse than the 'estimated' speed; new modulation tech. won't properly solve this!

    BT Openreach must get their fingers out and roll-out FTTP a lot faster to replace half-arsed FTTC already!

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Waiting for a FTTP availability @ home and end of TT contract

      "BT Openreach must get their fingers out and roll-out FTTP a lot faster to replace half-arsed FTTC already!"

      Are you prepared to pay for them to dig up the road and whatever else lies between you and the nearest point where they can connect to existing fibre maybe even lay more fibre from the exchange if necessary? If not, who do you think should pay for that? And who should forego their FTTC installations whilst you've commandeered a gang of diggers to do that?

      1. Chris Parsons Silver badge

        Re: Waiting for a FTTP availability @ home and end of TT contract

        Absolutely...people living in remote areas, what rights do they have to anything? They'll be expecting electricity and water next.

    2. Alan Brown Silver badge

      Re: Waiting for a FTTP availability @ home and end of TT contract

      "I don't see much point jumping ISP while BT Openreach only offers me crap twisted pair wires for FTTC"

      If you're with a smaller ISP (Mine is phone.coop), they'll ride OpenRetch until the fault is actually fixed - including instances where the linesman says "It's not fixed but it's the best I can do", then closes the ticket as fixed instead of flagging it for further attention.

      If You're with the Big 5 and BTOR contractors pull this you have 2 shows of getting it resolved (No show and shit show) without going through _years_ of repeated callouts (Been there, done that, it took 8 years to get a wet drop cable replaced. The linesmen kept rotating through the least bad pair on the cable and closing the ticket. Once 50V was applied to a marginal pair it would fail pretty quickly thanks to electrolytic action but recover a little when left idle for a few months)

      They'll also make sure that BTOR show up when they're supposed to or have someone onsite within 4 working hours after a no-show. If it's TT you could wait up to a week for a rebooking (TT had mandatory 8 day delay for FTTC install no-show rebooking and BTOR failed to show up 11 out of 13 times (the 12th time someone turned up to "fix your broadband fault" and left in a huff when told he was supposed to be installing a FTTC circuit)

  11. VinceH

    Not relevant to the story, but this article reminds me that about a month and a half ago I was trying to send an email to a Tiscali email address - but it got rejected due to a blacklisted TalkTalk mail relay (I was on a BT Internet connection).

  12. Androgynous Cowherd

    Au Contraire...

    Hate to throw a spanner in the works, but I cannot fault TT.

    Consistent DL speed just shy of 40 meg, phoneline, TV box thing, FTTC, sim and all for just 21.00 GBP / month for the last 2 years (after careful placative chat with the lovely Rhona from SA).

    - And a wee man came to my house last year and replaced the kaput router FOC - no quibbles.

    Yes I ignore the calls from the Indian 'helpdesk' puroporting to fix my winux blend of machines.

    1. VinceH

      Re: Au Contraire...

      I think a key point you are missing is that there's a very good chance that the Indian 'helpdesk' got your number due to TalkTalk's incompetence. This has been discussed on this site.

      1. Androgynous Cowherd

        Re: Au Contraire...

        I think a key point you are missing is that I know exactly how they got my details and I just might have hinted that.

  13. fatty lewis

    Another walker here.

    Had a fault open with them for over a month. Getting peak speeds of 3Mbps. They would never admit to the issue being over subscription. constantly telling me i'd get a call from a manager but never did.

    I wrote a script which ran a speedtest every 5 minutes and graphed it. 1 day after having a pop at them over twatter, i got told i could leave my contract. Still had 19 months left on it

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