An idea worth of the 21th century
Robot inserting metal objects in your rectum? What can go wrong?!
Rise of the machines: Spare a thought for the only Rectal Teaching Assistant in the UK who has lost his livelihood to a cold, metal bastard. A bionic booty comprising prosthetic buttocks and anus with in-built robotic tech was developed by the white coats at Imperial College London to help doctors and nurses practise probing a …
"Managers world over are fearing for their jobs now."
Not realistic enough to mimic senior management I'm afraid, the robo rectum doesn't spout enough shit.
Unfortunately all this android anus will do is give them something on which to practice shafting their minions...
So how is the haptic rectum programmed? By a properly instrumented sensor-- jiggly joggly and collect the data to program the feel in the haptic rectum. Indeed, one could even have remote probing so third worlders could be probed by not only local despots and rapacious (!) businesses, but also by people in in the first world.
Security? what security? All this information will be available on YouProbe....
It seems to have rounded corners too, I smell trouble brewing in the Apple camp.
One disturbing thought, in the article it says the bum is designed to feel like the real thing on insertion of a relevant digit. Knowing what I do about Medical Students.........
Edit: Looking at the headline made me think of ROTM;
Behold the ROBOT RECTUM? No, fucking ripped 'em to bits
There are various other probing procedures that need practice. The apparently simple task of micro-vacuuming an ear to remove wax can be painful in inexperienced hands. Think of what happens when a vacuum cleaner sucks up a loose carpet - then think of an eardrum.
It is always best to get such out-patient procedures scheduled for April to June. By then the previous August's intake of new doctors have had enough practice with audio feedback from patients.
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