"Actually, taking the mobile phone out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
Well, if we're going down that road...
"Actually, taking the mobile phone car out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Actually, taking the mobile phone pencil and paper out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Actually, taking the mobile phone printed map out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Actually, taking the mobile phone trainers out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Actually, taking the mobile phone internet access out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Actually, taking the mobile phone paper money out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Actually, taking the mobile phone screwdriver out of the picture would be a great increase in security, but that isn't really possible these days, so it's a case of choosing the lesser of two evils."
Can you see what I did there?