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Linus Torvalds has loosed release candidate 2 of version 4.7 of the Linux kernel on the waiting world. "Things are looking fairly normal, and there are fixes all over, with drivers and architecture code leading the charge as usual, but there's stuff spread out all over the place, including filesystems, networking, mm, library …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Zeus on the loose

    Torvalds is no Jove. Try to imagine serial-adulterer Jove feeling guilty about anything.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world

    Like a Colossus, and we petty men

    Walk under his huge legs and peep about

    To find ourselves dishonorable graves.

    1. mhenriday
      Boffin

      Just what are you suggesting, dear Cassius ?

      Sounds fatefully like a conspiracy to me....

      Henri

  3. frank ly

    "Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi." is the latin phrase, so he didn't say it in full, he just hinted at it.

  4. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

    Quia ego sic dico

    as Lord Vetinari would say

    1. Paul Crawford Silver badge

      Re: Quia ego sic dico

      Oh, and don't let me detain you.

      1. LesB

        Re: Quia ego sic dico

        More to the point, Quanti canicula ille in fenestra?

  5. Mystic Megabyte
    Headmaster

    Amo Linus

    I studied Latin when I was 11 and 12 years old and that's about all that I can remember of it :(

    1. Mike Shepherd

      Re: Amo Linus

      sed non Linum?

      1. LionelB Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Amo Linus

        sed non Linum?

        sed: -e expression #1, char 2: extra characters after command

  6. jzl

    Not the only Latin

    Etc is Latin. He used that first.

  7. Adrian Harvey
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    quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

    Anything said in Latin sounds profound...

    1. Pirate Dave Silver badge
      Pirate

      Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

      Romanes eunt domus

      1. Bucky 2

        Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

        You mean: Romani ite domum. And I want you to write it 1000 times.

      2. Midnight

        Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

        "People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

      > "Anything said in Latin sounds profound..."

      That's because the twelve cases of Latin allow for very succinct phrasing. The cases do most of the heavy lifting, so "Veni Vidi Vici" can stand in for at least six words in most languages. The only cost is learning twelve sometimes irregular cases. Ouch.

      1. Vic

        Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

        That's because the twelve cases of Latin allow for very succinct phrasing.

        Latin doesn't have twelve cases. It has six[1].

        The cases do most of the heavy lifting

        Not really. The cases indicate fairly simply the purpose of the word in the sentence, thus negating the need for syntactical sugar as used in less-inflected languages. That doesn't change the meaning of the words - it just means they can be nailed together more closely...

        Vic.

        [1] I'm not counting the locative as a distinct case because it just isn't, right?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

          Sorry, I was writing from memory, and it betrayed me! Knew I shudda looked it up....

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    3. Vic

      Re: quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

      ITYF it's quidquid Latine dictum sit inflatum videtur.

      Vic.

  8. Cem Ayin
    Trollface

    "Hoc volo, sic jubeo...

    sit pro ratione voluntas" has always been his favourite rationale for anything, so nothing new under the sun here...

  9. MT Field
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    Go Linus!

  10. Notas Badoff
    Joke

    Veni, vidi, ...

    Anybody up to seeing how close to "Veni, vidi, vici" one can get starting from "It came, I saw, I patched" ?

    Bonus if the last is anything like 'giti' ...

    1. DialTone
      Coat

      Re: Veni, vidi, ...

      Closest I could think of was. "Veni, Vidi, Feci".

      Translation of feci could mean "I did", or "I made", or "I committed", but at least has a vague git reference in its pronunciation "Fetch-ee".

    2. Vincent Ballard

      Re: Veni, vidi, ...

      sarsi.

      From sarcio (sarcire, sarsi, sartum): to patch, botch, mend, repair, restore. (So wiktionary).

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Cogito ergo Linus?

  12. itzman
    Boffin

    Winne Ille PU dixit...

    ...De heffalumpis semper dubitandum est.

  13. Mike 16

    In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni

    The kernel developer's motto.

  14. Daniel von Asmuth
    Angel

    Iupiter salva reginam

    Britannia, proud province of the Imperium Romanum since XVIII Anno Domini.

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: Iupiter salva reginam

      Yeah, but they brexited around 440 AD.

    2. Stoneshop
      Pint

      Re: Iupiter salva reginam

      All of Britannia? No, a small village ...

      (beer, because no hot water with a dash of milk icon)

      1. Vic

        Re: Iupiter salva reginam

        beer, because no hot water with a dash of milk icon

        Haven't you discovered tea yet, then?

        Vic.

  15. Hunkah

    Why?

    Dude, why are you purposely trying to stir up trouble? The only thing I could see in this whole article was a writer who wanted to cause a ruckus and get more hits. Why does it matter if he accepted the code, he already admitted it was for selfish reasons. Why pretend that you caught him with his pants down?

    He has never put himself on a pedestal. He admits his human failures and is the first one to point them out. Yet, everyone else puts him on a pedestal and then gets mad at him for actually being a human. Can't you all just deal? Friggin children.

    1. LionelB Silver badge

      Re: Why?

      Dude, why are you purposely trying to stir up trouble? The only thing I could see in this whole article was a writer who wanted to cause a ruckus and get more hits.

      Isn't it ironic?

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