How about building a self test mechanism for blocked pitots.
Put a ball valve as the base of the tube, in one position normal operation, turn to apply compressed air to the open side of the tube. Test for overpressure, indicating a totally or partially blocked pitot tube.
And how about this for a totally bloody stupid idea?
Webcams cams cost a pittance, even pan-tilt-zoom cameras can be had for bugger all. So PTZ cams at the tips of each wing, horizontal and vertical stabilizers, pointing in at the plane. A selfie stick for looking at the underside. Fixed cameras aimed at critical systems inside cabinets, wheel wells etc.
Inside the cabin too. "What's going on back there?" is not a question any pilot should have to ask. Give him rear and side exterior views as well.
And finally computers smart enough to do most of his "seeing" for him. Chances are a computer would "see" another plane, or a drone long before a pilot might even if he was looking in the right direction at the right time.
The right software could spot the wasp doing its thing and alert the pilot or ground crew. With an exact, down to the last rivet, map of the plane's exterior (and major interior spaces) the slightest damage would be seen the moment it occurred. Stir in motion exaggeration algorithms and some polarising filters and you've potentially got real time vibration and stress maps of the entire airframe. MEMS sensors are cheap and small enough to be fitted to damned near every moving part, certainly the critical ones.
When the cost of installing a device to continuously monitor a mechanism is less than paying an expert to examine it once, then why the hell not? A computer doesn't have to know what the problem is, it simply has to be able to determine that a problem might exist and either scream for help or politely put up a flag and wait for attention.
That's the biggest selling point I think. Not safety, or general utility, but the degree of micro-maintenance it permits. Which should in turn extend the time between major services and complete teardowns enormously.