back to article WAKE UP, candy ass

Dwayne, "The Rock", Johnson, has released an alarm clock app. The Rock Clock features 25 wake-up calls recorded by Johnson. One exhorts you to "get your candy ass out of bed." The clock has no "Snooze" button, as apparently The Rock gets out of bed before the sun is up in order to have enough time maintain his muscles. ® …

  1. PaulAb

    Final demand....

    After the penultimate alarm call, the last is a threat to 'Knock you F********* teeth out,... Love, the tooth fairy'

  2. jake Silver badge

    If I wanted a cartoon to wake me up ...

    ... I'd pick "Clo", the long-term cowvertisement from Clover Milk.

    Trust me ... That advertising company is outstanding in it's field ;-)

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