New Indiana Jones movie

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    New Indiana Jones movie

    So there's a new Indiana Jones movie in the pipeline. I hear it’s a sort of remake of / homage to a Bogart classic.

    Indy goes on a treasure hunt, following three criminal masterminds and a beautiful but traitorous woman across Europe and the Middle East to recover a stolen solid gold statuette of a bird that’s to be used in the international Y2K world peace accord celebrations. It’s called "Indiana Jones and the Millennium Falcon".

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

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      Hmmm... I could see Steve Buscemi as a Joel Cairo-type, but who'd be Caspar Gutman? Robert Morley isn't availiable any more. Maybe Simon Pegg as Wilmer Cook...

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        Re: New Indiana Jones movie

        Casper Gutman? That's easy. Mike McShane.

        1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

          Re: New Indiana Jones movie

          Too skinny.

          James Gandolfini could have done it, but, alas...

          No, wait: Brian Dennehy!

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    Brian Dennehy

    That would work.

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    Wilmer Cook

    Sadly not Paul Daniels.

  4. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    We'd better hurry up with the casting, we've already lost my preferred production designer last week.

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