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ISS residents Scott Kelly and Mikhail Kornienko are preparing to wrap their One Year Mission aboard the International Space Station, and will return to terra firma on 1 March after 340 days aloft. The focus of the pair's extended stay on the orbiting outpost was to gain detailed information on how the human body reacts to an …

  1. Tempest8008
    Coat

    You got your choice of assignments, hotshot.

    Why do I keep expecting Scott Kelly to yell at Maverick?

    1. Ugotta B. Kiddingme

      Re: You got your choice of assignments, hotshot.

      heard on the radio next Tuesday...

      "Tower, Soyuz is requesting a flyby."

      "Negative Soyuz, the pattern is full."

  2. Andy The Hat Silver badge

    Zinnia?

    Forgive me for being stupid but I'd suggest a basic requirement for a 'vegetable production system' should be a vegetable of an edible nature? Whilst I admit that growing Zinnias may make a mars mission look pretty, they taste horrible ...

  3. phuzz Silver badge
    IT Angle

    In the top article picture, why are they both wearing two watches?

    ISS time (UTC IIRC) and the time their family are on?

    1. Lusty

      One watch one medical device? Heart rate monitor would be may guess

  4. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Good timing - get back to earth before The Donald becomes president and doesn't allow anyone back in the country if they had anything to do with ISS...

    But seriously, have a safe return trip.

    (Can I be some astronaut's control group next time?)

  5. To Mars in Man Bras!
    Headmaster

    Don't Do The Maths!

    *"...their One Year Mission aboard the International Space Station, and will return to terra firma on 1 March after 340 days aloft..."*

    Dammi!t If only someone had thought to tell them there are 365+ days in a year.

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