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I've got rid of Windows 10 (again)
We spent so long chortling at your entries to our WD "Caption This" competitions, we forgot to tell you who the winners were. Besides a stonking great Western Digital 6TB Black drive plus a My Passport Ultra, our winners receive the glory of their names on the wit list below. The full complement of winners from the …
I am so happy to have such a photo of my pet cat to upload!! It will get me so many likes and so much sharing!!!
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Best photo of me I've ever taken! It will get me so many likes and so much sharing!!
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OMG! I have my highest number of likes ever on Facebook!!
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Finally got that GIF animation I made in the Gimp running! Looks amazing!!
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When I got the raster interrupt tricks going in my C 64 emulator, I was more than over the moon!!
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I am so happy to hear from ...!!
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Just cleared the level! It took hours!! So happy!!!
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Are you really about to pop out of there and visit me?! it's so exciting!!
None of mine are very funny, but the photo surely suits the first to third, and current 'net obsessions.
Not that any of the winning entries made me laugh.