Well, the Google car drver should have stopped and pointed out she was still pissing herself (bottom of the trousers). Also, is it normal for a female to urinate in droplets (not into goldern showers so I've no idea)?
Google snaps Dutch woman completely taking the piss
Google has moved with its usual lightning speed to erase an entertaining street scene captured by one of by its Street View prowlcams in the in the Dutch town of Almere. Our censored version of the Street View woman No sooner had the apparently worse for wear micturator been splashed across Live Leak than expert blurring …
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Monday 2nd November 2015 13:01 GMT hazzamon
Take a high shutter speed photo of your own wee and you'll see that it's droplets too.
I remember Mythbusters covered the 'Peeing on the electrified railway' myth once, and busted it on account of the fact that unless you literally piss like a horse, the stream will break up into air-insulated droplets well before it hits anything electrified.
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Monday 2nd November 2015 14:04 GMT SuccessCase
"I remember Mythbusters covered the 'Peeing on the electrified railway' myth once, and busted it on account of the fact that unless you literally piss like a horse, the stream will break up into air-insulated droplets well before it hits anything electrified."
I believe it, but excuse me if I avoid ever attempting to prove the truth of the assertion.
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Monday 2nd November 2015 19:51 GMT x 7
not a rail, but a story about an idiot peeing on a transformer
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Explosion-Leicester-sub-station-turned-thief/story-15280778-detail/story.html
I once actually saw three drunk idiots trying to compete to see who could pee through a safety fence and reach a transformer. I got out of the area sharpish. Luckily no bangs that day, the fence was presumably a safe enough distance
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Monday 2nd November 2015 13:14 GMT Charlie Clark
Indeed. Having a piss is the least of the indulgences: vomiting, fondling and fornicating can often be found in pictures from the Golden Age.
Georgian and Regency sensibilities were indeed a great deal more licentious than the Victorian prudishness which came to dominate. There's economic argument in there somewhere.
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Sunday 8th November 2015 11:26 GMT JulieM
Many a true word spoken in jest
No doubt you think you are sending up some feminists, but you might not actually be so far off the truth with your flippant comment.
The human male reproductive system, forced by circumstance to share a conduit with the excretory system, has evolved over the years to incorporate something akin to the diverter valve in a central heating system (including the amount of grief caused when it misbehaves), all for the purpose of ensuring that a man will not piss himself whilst "on the job".
Facility provision originally based on the requirements of a man with good bladder endurance (and even then, somewhat optimistically; since no man will dare admit needing to go more frequently, lest his masculinity be questioned) will thus be found wanting by anybody else. And with the pressure on local authorities to save even more money; and despite the fact that while we can send something the size of a fridge three times as far through the unforgiving environment of Space as the distance from the Earth the Sun and land it in an area the size of Derby* and it still mostly work when it gets there, we can't build a vandal-proof toilet, getting caught short is becoming the new reality for many people.
More cameras and fewer bathrooms are just going to lead to more people getting photographed doing the inevitable. And all we can do is point and laugh and try and conceal the primal, visceral fear that it could be us next.
* A city whose bus station features pay toilets, recently "upgraded" to 30 pence a go; the space behind the back of which bears the twin odours of cigarettes and stale urine, and anyone having to negotiate it is advised to inhale deeply before entering, hold their breath as long as possible then exhale slowly while passing through.
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Tuesday 3rd November 2015 10:10 GMT Fink-Nottle
Re: Required reading
Here's a salutary lesson on how not to do it.
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Tuesday 3rd November 2015 15:33 GMT x 7
Re: Show the face at least
Danny
I've already posted the link to the untouched photos, but just for you here it is again
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=016_1446403475
If thats your girl, you need to think where your life is heading. She's got a joint in her hand, a marijuana leaf tattoo on her right wrist, looks like she needs a bath.......and wet jeans
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Wednesday 4th November 2015 11:38 GMT Captain Badmouth
Bordeaux cathedral? green walls
I was there quite a few years ago for a Wales B v France B rugby match at Arcachon (tres jolie). In one internal corner of the cathedral the walls were green due to it being the corner where the prostitutes relieved themselves, according to our hotelier. I think it was the cathedral anyway. :)
Cover your eyes.