back to article BLABBERGEDDON! Old Twitter chief becomes new Twitter chief to axe staff – report

Twitter is preparing to lay off an unknown number of staff, just days after Jack Dorsey returned to the micro-blabbing site. It turns out that he came back to the struggling company wielding a sharpened axe. According to the New York Times, which cited three anonymous sources, job cuts could come as early as next Tuesday. …

  1. chivo243 Silver badge


    Throw in another carton of milk, and I'll fire your mother...

    Dale Gribble

  2. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

    Gotta pay for the CEO's Salary somehow

    More Chiefs and less Indians. A surefire way to get more revenue.

    What will the ratings agancies say about this now? Upgrade? Probably.

  3. John Tserkezis

    What? Twitter is going bust? Yah!

  4. Your alien overlord - fear me

    How about firing Jack and his (probable) multi-million a year salary and keep the minions? Or doesn't it work that way?

    1. Mark 85 Silver badge

      Nice idea but corporates don't work that way... maybe someday </wishful thinking mode>

    2. silent_count

      Not an unreasonable plan.

      The execs (as are all employees) are paid on the basis of the value they add to the company. Given that Twitter has not made a profit, does not make a profit, and does not appear to have a viable plan for making a profit in the future, I'm curious about the nature of the value Mr Dorsey is deemed to add to the company.

      If cutting staff and thus wages is the path to progress, then they could sack Mr Dorsey and replace him with my corriander* plant. It's just as adept at running a successful company and is quite happy to be paid in water and sunshine.

      * Cilantro for any Yanks who've made it this far into my ramble.

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