Leave your browser running
Click on the link provided at the end of the article and leave your browser running for a while (say whilst you go outside for a fag)
Came back and found Youtube running a vid about women whittering on about masterbating. Quite glad I had the sound off on my laptop. Wifey may not have understood why I suddenly seemed to have to go off piste whilst watching Big Brother on the box.
Anyway: Siri/OK Google/Cortana - they are all pretty shit. "Where do I work?" (I know that OK Google gets that simple question wrong but can do "show me how to get to work" or similar via maps)
SkyNet is a long way away.