How do we get them to understand? You won't really, but if you want to start
- Give them the data they're asking for. On paper. Bring in the first wheelbarrow load and let them know how many seconds it's for, and ask where they want the next 32767 batches delivered.
- Give them the data they're looking for, for a narrow slice of IP addresses that includes theirs, in a nice spreadsheet that tracks what they're doing, or mixes up what they're doing with what their neighbors are doing.
- Many years ago, when a right-wing US judge was being nominated for the Supreme Court, somebody looked up his video rental records, and provided it to Congress. It was boring and entirely non-scandalous, and Congress quickly passed a law providing privacy protections for video rental records. You need to let them know you can do the same for them.