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An official upgrade to EE Harrier Mini mobes is bricking them. The upgrade, which was pushed out to customers last week, requires a back-to-base fix. Comments on the EE community forum indicate that the devices will not get past the power-on screen after they have been upgraded. Some people say that they have been given a …

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Now flies in exactly the same way as bricks don't

    Thanks for reminding me of my favourite Sheryl Crow line:

    Concrete is as concrete doesn't.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Cognitive dissonance here ...

    on the one hand we have stories about how bad it is telcos don't push out updates (e.g. Android fixes).

    On the other hand we have stories about how bad it is telcos push out updates.

    I need to lie down.

    1. P. Lee

      Re: Cognitive dissonance here ...

      Do we want "tight integration" of everything?

      No.

      Do we want a little button which says "reset to factory defaults"

      Yes.

      Do we want to be able to open the phone and press a little button which allows a TFTP/USB/Serial Line boot?

      Yes. Hey, if you used a light/LED interface, you could just fill a whole room with phones and flash the whole lot in one go.

    2. Cuddles

      Re: Cognitive dissonance here ...

      "on the one hand we have stories about how bad it is telcos don't push out updates"

      No we don't. We have stories about how bad it is telcos don't make updates available. There's a huge difference between allowing people to update things, and forcing any and all software modifications on them with no regard for whether anyone wants them or if they actually work at all.

    3. PeterM42
      FAIL

      Re: Cognitive dissonance here ...

      Does this obvious lack of testing mean they are using ex-Blundersoft testers?

  4. John Miles

    Re: the same way that bricks don't.

    Sounds like a comparison to a Vogon Constructor Fleet to me

    1. Simon Rockman

      Re: the same way that bricks don't.

      Yellow

  5. Kubla Cant

    "we are speaking to those customers directly to resolve any issues"

    Not easy, when the main issue is that those customers' phones don't work.

    1. Jad

      Re: "we are speaking to those customers directly to resolve any issues"

      same as being told to call "150" ...

  6. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge
    FAIL

    And that's why some people never upgrade or update anything

    The risk of living with security threats is often deemed better than risking the device being bricked or borked. Plus the inconvenience, time, cost and effort of trying to get things fixed when it does go wrong. And even if it does go well it usually means something changing for the worse with no way back to what one was happy with.

    If we want users to upgrade we have to give them the confidence to do so along with being able to easily rescue themselves when things inevitably go wrong. Unfortunately that's rarely the case and endless stories like these simply convince people to turn updates off.

  7. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Headmaster

    Surprised the statement didn't end

    with an offer to "...borrow you a phone, while yours is being fixed"

    It a sad state of affairs, when a techie has better English skills than the marketing department.

    1. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

      Re: Surprised the statement didn't end

      Hopefully they'll effect a repair...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Surprised the statement didn't end

        Does El Reg subcontract to the same proofreaders?

        "We asked EE want the policy was on this..."

        What?

  8. MJI Silver badge

    Errr EE? Harrier?

    EE made the Lightning

    Hawker Siddley made the Harrier

    1. Gordon 10
      Coat

      Re: Errr EE? Harrier?

      And Vodafone made me Spitfire.

      Sadly only Maplin not (dc)Three will sell me a Dakota

      Here all week folks.

  9. PNGuinn
    Joke

    YOU borked it - replace it NOW.

    I'm afraid that would be my attitude in cases like this.

    And no, you CAN'T have the old one back - it's got personal data on it, and I'm not releasing it until I can securely delete all of it. I've come all the way to one of your lousy stores to prove to you it's borked - now gimmie a new one. Now. Please.

    If you insist, I'll happily pound the borked one to bits - and I mean tiny bits - on your showroom floor with this lump hammer I happen to have on me if you really, really want it back - but I'm sure you would not be so unreasonable as to want me to do that, would you?

    No deal? well, as I see it you have denied me phone service by your unreasonable attitude, so we'll just have to end our cosy little relationship called a contract ....

    I'll just call Sue Grabbit and Runne from the nearest landline....

    Rule 1 -- Bring your own phone.

    Rule 2 -- Stay away from Explosions Everywhere.

    Rule 3 -- There is no rule 3.

    Not wholly in jest - They deserve it.

    1. PeterM42
      Megaphone

      Re: YOU borked it - replace it NOW.

      Rule 4 - switch to GiffGaff.

  10. Colonel Mad

    Oldies

    Sue, Grabbit & Runne, are they still practicing?

    1. Mystic Megabyte
      Happy

      Re: Oldies

      You could try Bona Law but AFAIK they are too busy with their criminal practices.

      1. Tim Jenkins

        Re: Oldies

        Rather less criminal since 1967 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_Offences_Act_1967), as I think we can assume both Julian and Sandy were a bit past 21 by then, even if they wouldn't care to admit it to any omi who happened to be trolling by...

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How do people contact them?

    I have undfortunately been an EE customer for a week now, and i cannot find any way to contact them atall about anything..

    Call 150 they say, but there is no humans on that line, you can go to tech support and pay 25p per call... which is nice, but you can't actually get to a real person.

    EE are terrible, i don't even have problems (yet) but they refuse to help in any way .... with anything.. they also text me daily (4 times) to tell me i need to buy more credit... something a PAYG phone would need like a car needs fuel... so rather redundant and annoying. F**k ee.. fortunately, i can put a second sim in my (Samsung) phone because i bought it in Asia where the phone is always separate so the models available reflect consumer requirements, not telco requirements.

    1. Fihart

      Re: How do people contact them?

      Ridiculously, they refuse to deal with customers by e-mail.

      Solution of sorts is to use their Twitter site and when the hacks on there feel unable to help they'll put you on an interactive webchat with a real person (or Siri's cousin ?). This has resolved things for me with EE/TMobile in the past.

      Last resort, look up the name of a board member responsible for customer relations and write them an actual letter.

      1. Mystic Megabyte
        Flame

        Re: How do people contact them?

        Last resort, look up the name of a board member responsible for customer relations and write them an actual letter.

        I wrote to the boss of Sainsbury's, Lord Whatsisname, when their phone billing system cocked-up. I received a nice letter back with a voucher for £25. That was of not much use, their nearest store is 120 miles away. Then they set the bailiffs on me. I never paid the bastards!

        1. Fihart

          Re: How do people contact them? @Mystic Megabyte

          Your experience of Sainsbury's; at least they offered the voucher !

          Though counter-intuitive, it's often smart to buy tech stuff from supermarkets. Okay, the available sales advice is zero and the range limited, but special offers are often bargains thanks to the big stores' buying power on end-of-ranges etc.

          More crucially, if things go wrong, the supermarkets rely on goodwill to keep you coming in for the weekly food shop.

          By contrast, a specialist retailer is lucky to see you once in 5 years when you replace TV/washing machine/ fridge -- so do they care if you never return ?

  12. Dainase

    Good luck with getting a courtesy phone

    Speaking from personal experience of EEs help with bricked phones, you have little to no chance in getting hold of a replacement unit when you visit a store to get this issue solved.

    They are more than happy to sell you a phone as a temporary replacement for the one they broke though. I'm not joking, two stores tried to sell me a replacement phone while mine went away for repair to fix an issue they caused.

    1. Fihart

      Re: Good luck with getting a courtesy phone @Dainase

      You're right.

      A friend's TMobile branded ZTE wouldn't boot.

      Took it into EE store who pronounced it beyond repair.

      With no experience of Android, I fixed it in minutes by reloading the OS from ZTE's site.

  13. AIBailey

    Lucky escape!

    I'd been with EE/T-mobile for 10 years. Called them up a couple of weeks ago to tell them I wanted to leave (I wanted a new phone, and could get a better deal elsewhere). They tried to tempt me with the Harrier Mini.

    Looks like I dodged a bullet there.

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