back to article Facebook pumps up ENTIRELY SELFLESS, altruistic

Facebook is getting more push behind its totally altruistic scheme, which will - incidentally - let it slurp up free content and personal information from billions of poor people worldwide while spattering them with ads. The programme has said it is inviting more mobile operators to take part in the …

  1. jake Silver badge

    Out of curiosity ...

    ... which idiot dropped the ball and allowed "" to become owned by facebook? Seems to me that the domain name existed when the founder was still in three-cornered pants ...

  2. Amorous Cowherder

    Every time I see a picture of Zuckerburg I think of Dorian Gray. I'm almost convinced Mr Z has done a deal with some vile netherworld entity ( or Cliff Richard! ) in order to look 19 for the rest of his life.

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "and it’s working," it said altruistically

    It is ! Look, we're making millions out of it with our ad impressions !

  4. Gannettt

    Why do I find myself reading the quotes in this piece and thinking of that sort of gentle, droning, monotone voice only brainwashed cult members use?

  5. Ole Juul

    Another option

    Give everybody a free cat.

    1. Mark 85

      Re: Another option

      Added incentive... a free selfie stick.

    2. jasonbrown1965

      Re: Another option

      Only one? What is this, a recession?

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