
Feckless Individuals?
Might seem a good description but carries with it the possibility that these contract T&C weren't carefully thought out - given the way boardrooms always reward failure I would be surprised if this generous exit gift was somehow accidental.
We need a 'throw them to the lions' icon - and possibly 'ticket to swim in piranha tank' in case there's any peasants around here who don't have a handy coliseum lying about the place.