"Here's one from tits 'n' dragons drama"
https://twitter.com/GameofThrones/timelines/608393602343944192
No Tits??
.. Pfft back to Blender.
Twitter has began testing new shopping features on the micro-blogging site and app as the firm seeks more ways to bolster its revenue. The San Fancisco-based company said in a blog post on Friday that it was playing around with two new functions to "make it easier for you to discover rich and relevant content about products …
In News Elsewhere I am slightly disturbed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R77j9rUuky4
I suppose it is the power of ADVERTISING. I did shift key for that one.
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[Twitter announced it was] "playing around with two new functions to 'make it easier for you to discover rich and relevant content about products and places on Twitter.' "
Really?
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
This is the kind of bastardisation of the English language that can only come from the Dark Arts of Marketing.
I mean, has anyone EVER thought to themselves, "gosh, my life is almost complete. If only I could more easily discover rich and relevant content about products and places".
(I might have to burn my keyboard after typing that).
Bastards. I hope they all die a horrible death. I'm with Bill Hicks on this one.
Can forward all the "rich and relevant content about products and places" I get to you??? I'm trying to be helpful here.
I still haven't figured out what the hell that phrase means...The way web advertising seems to work is "search for restaurant". Suddenly start getting ads for hemorrhoid medications. Ok.. maybe not that bad but it seems that way.
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It seemes that evething Twitter does is aimed at becoming Facebook Mk 2.
Do we really need another mass Ad broadcaster after Google and Facebook?
I'm really glad I didn't sign up to either of them (FB or Twitter) despite a lot of pressure from the family.
Now several of them have closed their FB accounts. If Twitter carries on then I'm sure a few of the more savvy relatives will give Twitter the finger as well.