back to article Arkansas Kum & Go onanist did just that

Arkansas state cops are trying to press the flesh with a local who took things slightly too literally when he opted for a five-knuckle shuffle outside a Kum & Go convenience store ... and then legged it without even leaving a phone number. Springdale Police Department put a call out on Facebook for anyone that can identify the …

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    1. Mark 85 Silver badge

      It's a tenuous link at best... but more importantly, it's in Bootnotes and good for a laugh.

    2. Blank-Reg

      Aye, looks like the Moderatrix is having a laugh and issued you with an original edition El-Reg gravestone icon.

      Either that or my browsers playing silly buggers with the cache

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        1. Anonymous Custard Silver badge

          May one ask how?

          I keep seeing them around the place (like your welcome mat one also) and am intrigued...

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    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re. IT angle

      What's the IT angle on this story?

      Easy: it's Friday. Anything else I can help you with?

  3. frank ly

    When the police find him ....

    .... he'll have SCID marks in his underwear.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There's not even a Paris Hilton angle

    But funny enough.

  5. g e

    "realised he was being watched"

    Like that was an unexpected outcome, lol

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ancient pun

    If you see him - tell SCID.

  7. Tromos

    Any moment now he'll be picked up by the fuzz.

  8. Peter Simpson 1


    You know how I know the Springdale plods have too much money and not enough to do?

    On the brighter side, there's obviously no real crime in Springdale.

  9. FozzyBear

    Just be grateful the shop wasnt called

    "wo flun poo"

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