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Dear Customer/Sucker,
We notice that you are making calls from your movile device that are outside the scope of your calling plan. From the 1st of the next month you will be unable to continue this activity within your current plan.
We recommend that you upgrade to the 'Super Expensive VOIP - 48 month Plan[1]' without delay.
Yours
Suckers Only Mobile Company plc
[1] To exit from this plan before the 48 month contract has expired an exit fee equal to Six Months rental will be levied.