The biometrics - animated version
You say arseprint, I say "where have I seen this before?".
Ah, found it: Monsters vs Aliens.
The red button joke is funny too, especially if you've been in bank computer rooms of the 90s where the exit button and the emergency shutdown button were of the same design..
However, the major risk of fingerprint biometrics is budget and bad education. Budget, because there are FP readers out there which require the finger offering the print to be still attached to a living body (some even scan for a pulse), but they cost a lot more (I would not argue that can NOT be defeated, only that it's much harder). The next thing is education of the masses, so that it is generally known that fingers are not usable post removal, otherwise you first get a wave of people no longer being able to count to 10 on their fingers before the message gets through to that segment of criminal fraternity that left school early, as opposed to the criminal segment that stuck it out and became politician, banker or stock trader (safer work, and better company in jail when it goes wrong).
I find the FP reader in the iPhone very amusing, because all you need to break it is left on the shiny surface right above it. Although I always use a matte, oleophobic screen foil which makes this less possible, I have disabled the facility and use ye good olde password (a long, numbers-only version which looks like a 4 digit lock but isn't). I have worked extensively with biometrics, and there are good readers out there (typically based on a "swipe" model so you can't leave a print behind), the problem is more that nobody seems to consider it important enough to spend the extra $5 or so it takes to buy them.