
A pint of beer every six hours
Sounds nearer to cold turkey than beefsteak to me.
Data-scraping ad giant Google is to begin serving up what it claims will be more "relevant" search results for netizens who seek information about medical conditions online. Chillingly, once Google users tap their perceived ailments into Mountain View's search engine, the company has promised it will be "easier to do more …
"when my infant son Veer fell off a bed in a hotel in rural Vermont, and I was concerned that he might have a concussion."
So what you do, if you think you child has a potentially life threatening condition, is to look it up on Google and see that it's ok, he's only got malaria or find that "Little Joey" fell off the bed because it turned out he had a brain tumour or somfink and that like, 300 hundred of her mates yeah, just like, thought Urrrggh it was part of being like a toddler like.
Hint: if you think you child has a potentially life threatening condition, go to a fucking hospital or at least a doctors.
And that is just the first couple of pages!
The narrator just feels a little out of sorts, and so visits the British Library where all human information is available to him (it's easy to see the internet in that). He soon diagnoses himself that he has every ailment known to man or woman - except for Housemaid's Knee. He presents himself to his doctor with "I don't have Housemaids Knee" and the doctor hands him the folded prescription. He only actually reads it after a pharmacist is unable to fulfil it.
Three Men in a Boat is an ideal book to give your sprogs to show them that the Victorians weren't that different from us.
I'm just smiling, thinking about the tin incident:
...there was no tin-opener to be found. . .I took the tin off myself and hammered at it till I was sick at heart, whereupon Harris took it in hand. We beat it flat; we beat it back square; we battered it into every shape known to geometry - but we could not make a hole in it. Then George went at it, and knocked it into a shape, so strange, so weird, so unearthly in its wild hideousness, that he got frightened.
"...You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
'I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
'But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease'"
- Industrial Disease - Dire Straits
Eggsilent reference. And I'll go off and cue up all my MK tunes - including his remarkable soundtrack work on TPB.
*WRT the article in question:
Sadly - I think the lousy references available on Google at this point (now) are at least a particle better than the flock of "GOD will take care of my (kids)/(spouse)/(parent) -- I don' neeeeed no bigFarma munny grubbin ductor to lie to me....." clueless idiots herding about these days. I'm on the border of removing an individual from my social circles completely since he's heading down this path (despite??becauseof??) after surviving cancer and having two open heart surgeries (the second keeping him on this side of the grass). Abundant lack of clue ......