Re: It is a pity I recently updated the "fleet"
Well, as soon as I buy a phone, I smash it with a hammer and bury it in the backyard. No battery life problems yet!
Personally, I'd like a phone with just an e-Ink screen, slide-out QWERTY keyboard, and removable battery. Must have SD slot. I haven't needed dual-SIM yet, but you never know, so include that too. Give it a full set of Bluetooth capabilities, not this half-assed collection that my current phone has. No crap add-on software from the manufacturer. Might as well make it rugged and waterproof, too.
What, no manufacturer wants to make a phone just for me? Bastards.