Bong Ventures will NEVER bow down to terrorism: Our Tough Stance in FULL

Ten days ago we disclosed to investors and partners that a huge cyber-attack on Bong Ventures LLC and its subsidiary companies had taken place. This resulted in a catastrophic loss of confidential information, correspondence, strategy documents, and animated movies catering to niche tastes which we only needed for research …

[Andy Non]

Eh?

Erm...

[Denarius]

well done sir !

ever thought of consulting for Tony Budgie Smuggler ? You would wow him and Brandflakes. Even the USSA should consider your services

[Paul Crawford]

Drat!

Well this goes some way to explaining why I could never find those horny MILFs. I must be holding it wrong...

[Elmer Phud]

Thank you Bong!

I am so grateful to Bong Ventures for kindly having remotely equipped my computer with the facility to remove offending material on my computer as they see fit.

I had no idea that so much of the products supplied by Bong (and others) are now considered to be unfit for me to have in my posession.

That a company is so reviled I just cannot fathom.

A 'big thumbs' up from me!

[ecofeco]

Re: Thank you Bong!

Do you remember Razor Fish?

[Zog_but_not_the_first]

Amazed

You can (could) buy North Korean beer.

[Destroy All Monsters]

The "Tips and Corrections" link provides for some cognitive dissonance I cannot manage...

[Nameless Dread]

Sorry - misread that ..

" ... When he's not helping _repair_ the next generation of business models, ... "

[ecofeco]

*snerk*

Well played. Well played.

[Cipher]

Apparently Re-Education Camp worked for you, congratulations Comrades!

[Anonymous Coward]

And now that the FBI thinks it was.......

Domestic Hacker/ex-Employee Terrorists and NOT the 'Norks; do you recant all your promises?

[Michael Wojcik]

Re: And now that the FBI thinks it was.......

Duh. Bong! Ventures does not "recant". B!V never recants, revises, or reconsiders; that's Old Thinking and causes inefficient backtracking and non-productive blaming. B!V actively encourages Crowdsourced Rightthinking^TM and Strategy Upcycling^TM in order to maximize intangible value across the network.