Boggling bum babe Kim fails to 'break the internet' – Robin Williams instead tops Google charts Legendary comedian Robin Williams has, we're told, topped 2014's chart of the most searched for thing or person on Google. Apparently, porn doesn't count because people are always searching for it, whereas Google is interested in stuff that "trends" – pops out of nowhere and soars in popularity before fading away, in other …
"Why is that cow still given press? Why is her family considered news worthy?"
Come off it mate, "current events" are universally grim: Isis, murders, wars, unemployment, lying shithead politicians. So for those so minded, taking a bit of refuge following the shallow and narcissistic behaviours of KK is actually quite sensible, I'd say. Others buy "Railway Modeller", "Knitting & Crochet", or lose themselves on Facebook. We're taking refuge in inane technical news for the most part, and I'd suggest those in glassholes shouldn't throw stones.
Or something like that.
"Come off it mate, "current events" are universally grim: Isis, murders, wars, unemployment, lying shithead politicians."
Always look on the bright side of life, dum, di dum, di dum di dum di dum....
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
Always look on the bright side of life, dum, di dum, di dum di dum di dum....
Couldn't think of more appropriate timing....
Nothing changes. King Charles II didn't lose anything by his association with Nell Gwyn.
Mind you she had style. The story is that she was in her carriage when she was assailed by a mob shouting "Catholic whore!". She emerged and announced "Good people, you are mistaken, I am His Majesty's Protestant whore!" Immediate protestations of loyalty from crowd, touching of forelocks etc.
I think what we learn from history is that, no matter how repressive religions come and go and our betters try to improve the behaviour of us lower classes (like Andrew Mitchell and David Mellor), when it comes down to it most people like to look at pictures of, and read about, bawdy women with voluptuous physical development who have trouble keeping their clothes on, and men who are a bit off the wall with a roving eye who have sex with these women. Talent is nice to have, but it's not primary.
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