BOFH: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI We have new Director, just in time for Christmas! It appears that, through some convoluted twist of fate, our former Director took a dagger in the back for "creating a hostile workplace environment". APPARENTLY his misogynistic leanings "fostered a culture of a male hierarchal structure" and he's been made an example of by H …
There's a new B at work. Even B'ier than the B'd!
What? What wrong with saying that? It was an acute realization.
Or she might soon be looking at real headlights as her car rolls down the ramp in the basement car park towards her.
Those fancy key fobs, y'know. Who would imagine that a single decisive press from an angle lower than the vehicle's sensor would unlock the steering, start the engine, drop a brick on the accelerator and drive the vehicle towards the key fob at top speed?
"OK, it's an edge case, but they still could have tested it," as the coroner is likely to say in a few weeks time.
One Friday left before Xmas, what's going to happen ~
Will Gina come to a quicklime end ?
Will Gina be with us in 2015 ?
Will the BOFH return in the correct Friday slot ?
Will The Reg blame the site makeover on the BOFH being on Saturday some weeks ?
Tune in next week,same Bat-time, same Bat-channel :)
Well, Gina may have the upper-hand for now, but not for long. The BOFH has been spurred by lovers before, and I predict that this was merely a grand set-up by Simon to actually gain the upper hand on Gina.
The question is, with the annual company Christmas and New Year's Eve parties ahead, can he pull it off without creating a grand catastrophe (such as his near demise a few seasons back)?
Gina will get the pay off she was after in the first place, and be on her merry little way. (she'll be back?) The BOFH will have that rueful smile on his face off and on for weeks because he enjoyed the ride while he was on it, but he IS glad it's over.
Paris because we've all been there ;-}
I can't wait for 2015!
Will they form a grand alliance to pillage and loot... and flee off into the sunset? Or will Gina go all femdom on BOFH ? Will BOFH stand for it... or even like it ?
Gimp because we all know what will happen to the boss.
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All three seasons of Deadwood alone come to 25 hours of television. I don't know about Arrested Development, but I somehow suspect it's longer. Having had a rare weekend with the TV to myself I still only managed to knock off Guardians of the Galaxy, The Wolf of Wall Street and a listen to the DTS-MA version of the new Pink Floyd album. It is most depressing.
BOFH will lose the Battle, but win the War eventually. Now that Gina is his boss we may see a sexual harrassment angle in upcoming episodes, although whether or not that will backfire I couldn't say. It's even possible that Simon will retreat/resign/fake his own death (again) and leave Gina running the show while he takes an extended holiday, like the brief era of the PFY's ascendance to the throne.
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